I mean. No pressure, awesome couple. And this is none of my business...

Ugh. I think I’m out on this one. It makes me sad to read these.

A monogrammed thermos? They are very important, you know.

I just heard someone call it “Brawl-Mart”.

When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

Not even Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Phooey could’ve solved this mystery!

Word. I’m constantly surprised that people don’t know or don’t care that he said Salman Rushdie should be killed as a blasphemer.

EMAIL: STORY IDEA

Babycat is one of his nicknames — he prefers it to his “real” name, George. But he is also known as Joe, JoJo, Hey-there-Georgie-Cat, Foo, and Inspector Bossyboots, to name but a few. Many aliases for many moods.

Agreed. I will go where it goes. They literally have shuttered everything I regularly read on here. I’m in shock.

Nooooooooo! NOT Kitchenette!!!

I don’t want to fight you, you just seem like you badly need a hug.

Like this only with more out and out stealing of food, I presume.

PEOPLE. This is a public service announcement. There are rules for sneeze guard pointing that the employees will understand even if you can’t speak clearly (or they can’t hear you clearly).

I met a British bloke on vacation years ago and we still keep in touch. My favorite expression is when something is “pants”.

I have a severe Steve Glutenburg allergy. It requires me to bring my own toaster.

I am surprised that Cafe Gratitude in LA isn’t making customers use a crystal to decide what to order.

Caitlin Jenner is the Israel of gender politics: Some criticisms are warranted, but a lot are just plain old bigotry.

SOUUUUUUP was clearly a gesture of friendship. Also, GIMME MAH STRAWZ.

It can both be true that Caitlyn Jenner is not deserving of the Woman of the Year, and that this guy is an asshole for calling her a man.