All I have to pull from is my goat brethren.

My goodness. Miley sure is shaking up my square, conformist mindset. Has anyone seen my envelopes? Because I think they’ve all been pushed.

I’m sorry - are you telling women they need to be more sensitive to expectations put on men, and their needs, on a post that’s literally about women being unfairly required to shoulder the burden of men’s needs, and their family’s needs, without reciprocation?

I’ve been either crying or on the verge of tears for two days now. I’m glad this woman survived to bear witness. I mourn, with all civilized society, for those who did not survive. May her words bring some measure of comfort to their loved ones, in comfortless times.

Mine are literally so heavy they make me fall over and occasionally land on a dick, which is convenient.

In junior high, I was in a school production of Oklahoma! playing the villain Jud Fry. There was a scene involving the female lead that required a slap to occur. During our last show, I told her not to hold back and just slap me as hard as she could, thinking it would be fun to hear the audience’s reaction.

I used to “beat up” little boys. Who, much to my benefit, heeded their parents’ “Don’t hit girls” rule. My UFC year was second grade, so not much damage was inflicted. My reign of terror came to an ignoble end when I went to punch [redacted], tripped on my shoelaces and busted open my own chin

Gotta respond with Ser Syrio and his new bowtie. Happy Saturday back!

Her reasponse to let's get up and go pee this morning.

She was still hella bitchy about going out into the cold

Hello everyone! Happy Saturday from Izzy and her new sweater! She is OBSESSED with it!

Yes, and imagine it done on a far wider scale, with none of the opprobrium these events face here, and where opposition to such acts would result in your own death. It’s not tough for me to imagine, but the hate of our ignorant turds is far less organized and powerful.

I’ve been in tears all day. I lived in Paris in my early 20s (arguably the best year of my life) and it’s a city that stands for so much good in human history. So much progress, joie de vivre, culture, achievements.

My Syrian friend calls them the Middle East’s rednecks — bigoted, closed-minded, racist and proudly ignorant, willing to follow any asshole who taps into their feelings of being disenfranchised guys who are owed something by the world. Imagine, he says, if our rednecks were mobilized and armed by zealots, and our…

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

During a JOB INTERVIEW.

While watching the reports of the carnage developing in Paris tonight, the tears, they would not stop. My haircut was also not good, but I rose above that.

In France? No. Most terrorists in France are over-privileged Muslim men raised to believe they are at the top of the food chain, who become despondent when it becomes apparent that is not the case. 9 times out of 10 they are the MRAs of their world. If there is one ignorant myth I wish progressives would drop in this…

I think the root of a lot of that is class anxiety. We’ve a very downwardly mobile society now (I’m not doing as well as my parents, it stands to reason my kid won’t do as well as me) and some middle class parents are feeling very very anxious about the possible loss of their current class status for their child. So…