Well, at least now there’s a solution to the whole “CEOs are grossly overpaid” situation: more women in executive roles!

Appropriate pic for today, taken at Bowie’s wedding:

During Y2K, I was at a Sam’s Club in AL. There was an elderly woman in front of me who had cases and cases of nothing but asparagus. Not lying: when the cashier joked that she really must like asparagus, the old lady didn’t miss a beat: “If the world ends and I gotta drink my own pee, it’s by god gonna have some…

I once bought hand lotion and wine and wanted to yell, “BITCH YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE” at the cashier who was giving me a Look. Like it’s a crime to have dry hands and also enjoy a nice Pinot?

I’m telling myself that General Organa’s voice betrays a lifetime of trying to convince the men of the galaxy to stop ruining everything. Amirite?

For a real life comparison to Leia’s conflict with the first order see what 7 years of dealing with Republicans has done to Barack Obama.

Remember that time I kept getting told I had pneumonia and my back pain was “unrelated” and we don’t know what’s causing it, but take some Aleve we guess, and then I was diagnosed with STAGE IV CANCER? hahahahahahahafuckyoudoctors

sea monkey?

No she’s basically saying he’s a piece of trash who treats people like shit. I know all of my human being non deity friends DEF have punched their spouse in the face and threatened to kill them. Leaving scary, enraged, threatening messages on the machine for your wife and kids to hear? NBD. Just regular people probs.

“I have only been accused of raping people in my personal and professional life.”

“Hey, you guys, it’s cool. I mean, we’re all kinda rape-y.”

The person, who identifies himself as male, also says that while Deen is an “asshole,” he’s not a rapist...

I’m not crying you’re crying.

Soap operas were the shit in the 80s. One of the first things my mom did when we got a VCR was tape her shows so she could watch them after work. I remember in junior high, part of growing up and transitioning from little girl to woman was picking your favorite soap (Days of our Lives).

Much like The Rolling Stone piece, I continue to be frustrated by how a widespread problem can only be talked about on a case-by-case basis by the obtuse. People get so into picking apart the individual instances that they can’t see the forest for the trees. It’s exactly what’s happening with the undue use of police…

Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.

If i wasn’t act work I would post the video of the Chris Rock bit about bullets being $1,000 each and how that would reduce drive by shootings.

I blame Pompeii

Also, the rate quoted for the nighttime nannies - “$11 - $13/hr” - is less than Ontario’s minimum wage and pathetically low besides.

Ever since this story broke, I’ve been quietly fumbling around for the right words to describe why I didn’t like James Deen, because trying to makes me feel like I’m taking a superior shit on people who did. And I really don’t want to do that. I don’t think enjoying his performances is anything anyone should be…