I'd commit plenty of crimes if I knew I wouldn't ever get caught or face any repercussions, but those crimes are almost all drug-related and Robin Hood-esque because I have this weird thing called a conscience that doesn't allow me to inflict pain or trauma on other living beings that aren't evil rich white dudes.…

This is exactly how I got raped. I was hooking up with a friend of mine. I have vaginismus and a whole fun host of issues (and at the time, even a positive HIV test, which he knew about. It was a false positive, but he didn't know that at the time), I said no penetrative intercourse.

Righhhht. And if you rape someone, you're a rapist. Despite what you think you are or what you think you feel about women.

Well, I think that's part of the point, though, isn't it? Women who aren't on a payroll somewhere are much likelier to be stay-at-home parents or caretakers for sick or elderly people. Men who aren't on a payroll are likelier to fall into the deadbeat category. That in itself is very telling. Like, if you're saying…

ahem. there are two divisions of cool rock star.

Little buddy was all like, dats my jaaaam, DATS MAH JAM!

My kid is going to be watching me donate his fun gifts (non-necessities) to a charity because he can't stop stealing.

I created a burner account because this story is so mortifying. I was in an emotionally abusive relationship, then marriage for over 20 years. No matter how I toiled and sacrificed, nothing was ever good enough, including gifts. Circumstances conspired so that I ended up jobless before a Christmas some years ago,…

I have a goodie! Three years ago, my grandmother on my mom's side decided since my sister and I didn't have children, she wasn't speaking to us. Mind you, I was 24 and my sister was 21. Both very single.

It's time to stop seeing this fool as your harmless, ill-informed drunken crazy uncle and get him the fuck off the airwaves!

I think this shit causes so many problems bc sometimes you don't know one key thing about a significant other until it's too late: are they interested in building a life with their best match, or are they always going to be looking over the current partner's shoulder to trade up? I'm a grown up. Even if I see a man…

I feel like 95% of Tracy Moore's posts are jokes that are just above my head. Logging in to a hook-up app with the intent to evaluate the fuckability of other potential partners is not the same thing as noticing a good-looking person on the street.

"LOL. NO."

"DAMN STRAIGHT WE ARE! TEAM LAME WHITE ASSHOLE!"

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

Holy. Crap. People are awful.

Kara, I'm not going to get involved in the content war in the comments here, but this:

Let the tears flow.