Yep, I’d just say there are no least offensive on the R side. But I was excited by the Dems running. Voted for Hansen, but I hope to see more of most of the D candidates in AL politics.

Yes. She is my role model. Make of that what you will ;)

I'm sorry about your dad's pain, but this is how I want to spend my Thanksgiving. Drinking with my dad while watching absurd comedies.

I will never not love Will Ferrell banging on a cowbell.

I'm Jolene, too. Not only is it my favorite, but I got the same as you, Burt! WHOO! Crowning achievement of my life!

Cadbury caramel eggs are treat for your mouth. That creme shit doesn't exist in my world.

Haha! That saying always makes me picture a red devil wearing a wife-beater and drinking a Coors.

Good for you for keeping the accent. I refused to lose mine as well.

I think it definitely makes a difference. The fancy private college I went to had many profs telling me and other students to lose our accents. We were all from poorer, rural areas so our accents were much more country. Then I transferred to a state school with an amazing English professor from Apalachia who embraced…

I was prepping a super hateful rebuttal of this list until I got to your top five. The inclusion of Donut Sticks and Star Crunch almost excuses your ridiculous placement of Pecan Spins. Number one? Seriously? What do the pecans have on you? Don't let them get away with their blackmail!

Ha! I checked it so many times in my youth that it's branded on my brain :)

I tried their Ranch dressing. How do you mess up Ranch? They found a way. It was nasty.
I buy their carrots though.

He gives me the vapors. I need a chaise longue to faint on.

Haha! You know it.

I liked the stick, too (That's what she said.). My brothers hated them so I would get theirs too.

Yissss! Fun Dip!
I'm so jealous of my kids. They get mini-sized fun dips for Halloween and in goodie bags now. They're the perfect size because I always got sick of it after eating the cherry and grape.

He's kinda great ;)

My husband recently took over the local troop after the leader decided he was going to let their charter expire. Why? Because he felt the BS decision allowing gay members was pushing the Gay Agenda (TM). He started a church group that has twice as many members as my husband's troop because those parents are buying…

Thank you so much! I'm excited to get started :)

I plan to start sewing this year. Please share these blogs! I'll need all the inspiration I can get.