I think I'm an I Don't Care, I'll Do What I Want Bitch. Because I can go to Starbucks without analyzing the ever living fuck out of it.

There is a reason someone like Beyonce or Mariah, etc. would post their own images of themselves in personal moments. It's not because they love you and want you to share memories. They are crafting an image for themselves in the digital age, which means the digital images can look how they want—it's meant to be…

I started noticing how bad I felt after logging into FB a few years ago... Yes it is a time suck. And everyone is posting things about their sweet boyfriend who made them a gourmet meal after they got home from the gym. And I don't have a boyfriend but my cat watched me kill a two cheeseburger meal in 5 minutes flat…

I realize it's marketing, and I'm not one to go to the mat for "princess culture," but isn't this either/or choice about how to be kind of simplifying girls? You can't like princesses AND engineering? I have some very girly friends and relatives who are also pretty sharp in math and science.

I kept reading his name as "Anthony Perkins," which I don't think is totally wrong...

I've been doing it wrong...

I love my American friends, but it amazes me how they always get all "FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS SACRED! IF WE BANNED HATE SPEECH WE'D BE LIKE NAZIS! THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN PREVENTING SOMEBODY FROM SAYING ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING THEY WANT!"

That's what the synagogue where I teach did when they showed up. When I was little everyone would freak out if some random teenager drew a swastika in chalk down the block, but when Westboro sauntered up to remind us all that God hates kikes all the kids were told: don't react at all, they're a bunch of dorks who want…

I wholeheartedly approve of this never-lethal method of crowd control. Much better than getting violent.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

Is it just me or is Jane Eyre a perfectly good book with the end pasted on? Like why doesn't he just **SPOILERS** die in the fucking fire with his stupid crazy wife and then Jane learns an important life lesson and goes and marries some other guy or maybe is a badass and solves mysteries?

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

I did a fair amount of oat-sowing my freshman year of college. The school wasn't known for its diversity, and I was one of the few black girls on campus. Since I stuck out like a sore thumb, most of my hookups were followed by a fair deal of boasting and gossip. Depending on your gender, I was commonly referred to as…

If liberals have issues with someone dumping the mother of their two kids for a much younger chick, then I wallow in my liberal crapulence.

You know who else came outta freaking nowhere? Matthew Mcconaughey. One day he's tokin' it up playing the bongos in his birthday suit and the next, he's winning Oscars and blowing minds in Corcosa. Damn.

I don't blame you entirely Depp. I blame a society that thinks that tattooing means you are subversive regardless of how rich and annoying you really are.

I agree wholeheartedly. So maybe he takes these roles because he is interested in them and the process. Does he need the infinity million dollars? You know who was the real Johnny Depp all along? Brad Pitt. All thought the nineties, he supported his troubled-stud-period-dramas like a champ, the golden boy in every…

I had this picture as my screensaver for so long.

Evidence.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.