Dude, I was "rugby mom" to a pretty notorious men's rugby team in college, and I prepared to read those lyrics with an eye-roll...but no. Fuck no. Those specific lyrics are worse than even the ridiculously bawdy rugby songs we gleefully sang over shitty beer. That shit is not canon.

That actually makes it worse.

I thought I was prepared for those lyrics. I was not.

Yes!! Strung together, sounds more like "Devilsbeatnizwife" (again, Northeast TN - Appalachian accents are a rare breed).

I kind of feel like Depp is Brando-ing. He's become increasingly bizarre, with very little screen presence. If he starts ballooning I think we're gonna just have to wait for one last great role in about 20 years and then admit he's retreated up his own ass. And Larry King won't even be around for him to kiss during an…

Nope. You need one person to be a person, and the other person to also be a person, and for those people to complement or challenge or balance each other, depending on the people and the relationship. Although I guess you do need one of the people to either cook or be good at takeout.

ETA: the above assumes there are…

Well. We DO need to stop belittling the women who choose to be stay-at-home moms and respect them for their choice. But I don't think that's what she was saying.

I can't tolerate that nonsense at all. I am from Georgia, and I live in New Hampshire.

I am a half-yankee (my dad is from NJ, which makes it even better), southern accent-having person, and if anyone insinuates that I am of lower intelligence or class because of my accent, it would serve them well to get their affairs…

It's always interesting to me to hear the different perspectives on handling accents. For me, it bugs me to think I'm perpetuating negative accent stereotypes. My accent is very subtle and slight but I definitely embrace southern dialect and IDGAF. I embrace it because I don't think it's okay for people to judge me…

When I turned 28 I became an incorporeal psychic field. Are you saying that's not normal?

Yeah, totally. Republicans should stop opposing abortions and birth control, cuz duh, I need those things. They should just stick to screwing over minorities and poor people, cuz fuck them.

And though he's pro-life, he still supports a woman's decision to make her own medical choices.

I don't remember much about the birth of my younger sibling, but I remember my mother being exhausted, weak, and maybe just a little hormonal. (It registered in my childish mind as, "Sad.")

It was several decades ago, so it was just me and Mom, and Dad was at work.

I was scared as shit. I can only imagine how…

having listened to this horseshit today I couldnt help but get pissed off. my wife and I welcomed our first child in September and I got 6 days off, 10 if you count the weekends I wouldnt work anyway. Not only should you want to be there and bond with your newborn, but you should want to help your wife as much as you…

Hmm I wonder why any player would need to take some time off after his wife gave birth..... Oh maybe because his wife squeezed a fucking human being out of her vagina, and she's incredibly fatigued. That obviously is a pretty damn exhausting event for the lady.

I cannot turn on the television, open a magazine, go online, or even drive down a road in my city without encountering meat culture. When I walk down the street, I smell cooking flesh, and I hear people say that it smells delicious. I see ads with people devouring blood-dripping flesh - and it's meant to be sexy. …

It seems more likely that people who suffer from disorders, chronic diseases, and anxiety/depression would be more likely to become vegetarians than the other way around. If you have health problems, you're probably going to be messing with your food intake, vitamins/minerals, exercise routine, etc. in order to see if…

Next time I click on Jezebel science analysis, I'll just cut the middle man and get straight to banging my head against a wall.

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.