Aww, Aloysious Snuffleupagus is the best friggin muppet ever! I was obsessed with Snuffy as a kid.

“Irving used ventriloquism and family collusion to perpetuate the hoax.”

He looks like a girl. I think young girls liked him back in the day because he was soft and innocuous. Either that, or you’re all latent lesbians.

I spoke to two pro trump people this week and both are completely motivated by a hatred of hillary that borders on the pathological. When asked why they hate her the reply is that she is a liar. But they seem unconcerned that trump lies. It’s a very interesting bit of cognitive dissonance

I like it if the guards and prisoners switch roles mid-season—neither of them knowing it was going to happen. Imagine how that would go.

When has he EVER suffered a consequence for his lies, tho? Never. So he’s just bullshitting. No big deal, really. Anyhoo, who wants to have dinner at Sixteen in the Trump Tower? He could set that up. Best chef ever. He stole that chef from a 8 Michelin starred restaurant in Paris. He’s YUGE! After dinner, you can tour…

Finishing tweets with “Sad!” has never made me so happy.

I say the first step has to be dismantling the prison for profit model. The bottom line underpins so so so much of the corruption in our law enforcement, policing and sentencing.

I say we hold a second Stanford Prison Experiment as a reality tv show. Place a lot of emphasis on “getting to know” each of the ordinary people, their stories, who they are at the beginning. Make it as diverse and representative as possible. Then sort the guards from the prisoners and shoot it Big Brother style. Let…

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

When I was younger, J. Lo was older than me; now I’m older. Cool.

“Ah, and you’re wearing pants. See how weird that is? See how weird it is to just acknowledge clothing is being worn? Not even compliment the clothing, just acknowledge the presence of clothing? That’s how weird you just were”

ANNA: “Thanks! I borrowed it from your Dad”

Russel Wilson in that picture is definitely saying “m’lady.”

More sandwich shops should have a full Afro-Cuban percussion rig set up: congas, timbales, cowbells, etc.

That ‘more evolved’ argument is just the ‘boys will be boys’ argument wrapped up in faux-flattering pandering. Like, ‘oh, women are so much more advanced we can’t help but behave terribly in comparison’. Some real bullshit right there.

I am a woman. I have a fantasy of being a little newspaper barker boy from the 1920's, wearing a jaunty hat and shouting “Papahs! Get ya papahs right heayah folks! Today’s headline is a real whoppah, see?”

I will never find it intellectually stimulating for a man to condemn women who are obsessed with beauty.

Like Lars Von Trier but even more tiresome.

It’s very unpleasant to be in the same room as a man who won’t stop talking about how beautiful a 16-year-old is.