I blame the parenting. Who raises a psychopath and doesn’t tell them to not keep a journal?

Ahhh, but the feeling you get when you realize you didn’t raise a psychopath is truly amazing!

if only they could plagiarize some good policy while they’re at it!

They really did not expect to win. It is apparent day, after day, after day, after day.

Fake piles of signed papers and fake Styrofoam cakes at his inauguration. I wonder if the top floors of Trump Tower are made of Styrofoam to make it look biglier.

Well, everyone loves Obama.

Such a beautiful metaphor for the man and the presidency he so desperately desires. He wants to be competent and well-liked, like Obama, but...

He’s even a lousy version of Lex Luthor... at least Luthor stole 40 cakes.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

And that’s the worst part for me: nobody went “crazy.” The people of Germany didn’t have a collective psychological episode where they blacked out and woke up to find that, with the connivance of large segments of almost every other European country, they’d somehow slaughtered millions of innocent people.

The preferred term is “Killing Center.” We [Holocaust scholars] try not to call the the 5 Killing Centers (denoted because they had gas chambers) “Death camps” anymore because death occurred at all of the concentration camps, over 40,000 of them. Also, it puts the agency on the killers, and the choices they made to…

While some camps made a weak effort to conceal their murderous operations, Sobibor was clearly a death camp: prisoners were often taken straight from the trains to the gas chambers. After an uprising in October 1943, Nazis destroyed the camp and attempted to eradicate all evidence of the killings. But researchers have…

So we’re really gonna do this, huh? This is actually happening? And how do I know I’m not in a coma somewhere hallucinating all this?

Couldn’t she just by the knockoffs and sell them? I mean, I guess you can’t sell them as originals, but can you sell them as knockoffs? I used to see rows of stores that sold fake YSL bags and it didn’t seem to be a big deal. But this “buy from the store, switch with fake, bring back, sell and mail off original on…

I bought a few bags from her and couldn’t be happier. My wife loves her Louie Voltron bag.

That slow, reptilian way he would blink his eyes... <shudder>
No way he was on meth.
I’m surprised his original defense didn’t work: I’m a rich white guy.

I predict this will be a follow up headline sometime in the next four years:

Now I can’t unsee a bear in that preview image.

ally micklegammit 2016. Make America Sensible Again.

Okay so the CIA and FBI say “Russia interfered illegally with our election”