Dump is nowhere near Bond Villain status. He’s the evil businessman who thinks he’s making a deal with the villain and then gets shot by one of his own men. Bond isn’t even in the room for that shit.

JEZEBEL.

Nah, those aren’t devil horns. Those are cat ears.

They’re probers. Some of them, I assume, are good aliens.

I wish we really would discover aliens so I could have something new to freak out about.

sounds like something an alien would say...

It was so unexpected and I totally missed any advertising that included him! Never mind that that character’s inclusion was a little convoluted, Johnny Depp playing that character made it all the worse.

Can we all organize and write to JK Rowling to stop supporting Johnny Depp?! He should not be featured in the HP universe! For those that don’t know he had an unadvertised cameo in Fantastic Beasts, which will likely last through the next 4 movies. I know I wouldn’t have seen the movie if I had known he was in it, and…

Dear HRC: I keep thinking about that scene in The Abyss. You know the one where Ed Harris brings Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio back to life and, between bouts of CPR, he yells, “Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight!”? And she comes roaring back to life?

Buffalo went for Clinton, and has the cost of the Midwest with the protection of liberal NYC.

I was upset about Reince (a bad guy and the most establishment of establishment Republicans), until I saw that Bannon — a sexist, racist, anti semitic, anti-LGBQT, shit heel of a man — will have the ear of a child with impulse control for the next 4 years.

They’ll just use the space freed up from all those women they saved by not letting them get abortions!

I think the results of this election have shown that “undecided” = “voting for Trump but too embarrassed to say so.”

I. Don’t. Get. This. At. All. Most of the time, I want to be left the fuck alone unless I ask for help. The Trader Joe’s chit-chat machine makes me want to crawl out of my skin. Viceland has been running ads featuring white women who think salespeople in stores are being helpful, and black women thinking they are…

I’m not talking about people complaining about poor service. I’m talking about people who consider a neutral facial expression to be poor service.

Customers ought to be grateful when I don’t punch them in the mouth with their attitudes.

Excellent choice to not go with the second date- mistreatment of service people is a glaring red flag.

It’s like their attitude is that they feel like strangers owe them the feeling like they’re happy to see them while they simultaneously treat those people like they’re beneath them. I’ve actually decided not to have second dates over this bullshit, it’s not cute when adults act like entitled emotionally fragile babies.

But like, there’s a middle ground between hostility and manic smiling all the time, right? Where you’re just wearing your face and you’re nice and all but not like “HI HOWDY HOW ARE YA HOW IS EVERYTHING HI.” I mean, I suppose. Working customer service jobs my whole adult life thus far mostly does not allow me to just…