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Obviously? Since we’re all making assumptions, I assume you were present for the interaction?

I don’t think there’s actually a late fee.  This situation is all kinds of shady.

Given that he recorded the incident, scenario 1 seems unlikely.

He said he was able to board the flight after he pretended to send the money to her account.

With the way Hertz have been lately, I wouldn’t risk it lol

National has cars waiting with keys in and you’re assigned a row to go and take a car from or a car specifically depending on the location. I want to say some Hertz locations do too, but it’s been a while since I rented from Hertz as my company has a sweetheart with Enterprise and National.

I’ve been to a rental location (I think Hertz, even) where you show up, get a text for what parking space your car is parked, and the car is just unlocked with the keys already inside (!!!). Presumably this system was the one in use there but the guy who was dispatching the text messages went AWOL, so people didn’t

The most surprising part about all of this is that Hertz didn’t try to immediately arrest all of the customers.

This has got to be the largest delta between “How cool I think I look” versus “How stupid I actually look” I’ve seen in a very long time. He clearly wanted to project rugged bravado, braggadocio, and badassery, riding above it all in a rad truck from back when his opponent was relevant. But he looks like he got a

The point here is not even the car, just the wastefulness of it all. We live in a world where people are failing to cover basic expenses, and here’s this guy destroying an expensive car with an even more expensive amount of duct tape for 12 seconds of video content.

Absolutely no part of me has ever wanted anything at all like this. I detest mindless and pointless destruction.

Admit it, we’ve all wanted to do something like this.

Mythbusters did this already almost 15 years ago (Episode 144: Duct Tape Hour 2). At least these youtubers could be original.

Jimmy? Is that you?

Who would have thought when “Idiocracy” premiered in 2006, it would be the leading documentary of this century

I saw a video yesterday lauding Mr Beast and a few other YT’s for their amazing altruism and commitment to environmental concerns. Not seeing that here.

That front release is well designed and intelligently placed.”

The cabin is fully intact; crumple zones absorbed the impact forces. They burned to death.

“...EMERGENCY RELEASE LATCHES FOR THE MODEL Y’s REAR DOORS ARE HIDDEN BENEATH A MAT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DOOR POCKET. ONCE THAT’S REMOVED, A RED TAB OPENS AN ACCESS HATCH THAT REVEALS AN EMERGENCY RELEASE CABLE...!”

The last words your fast-googling friend will scream in the seconds between the crash and you all burning

Thank God Tesla came along to save us from the horrors of manual door handles. If not for their work, imagine the terrors we would be forced to endure.