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I mean, reviews for years now have devolved due to an significant imbalance of subjectivity over objectivity, but I still find it perversely thrilling when a “review” so gloriously showcases all the issues and shortcomings of the writer as ones like this do. Doesn’t anyone bother considering “hmmm, is this more about

Another hot incorrect take by Erin who seems to have a personal vendetta against Brightline!

In reality, southern Florida—with its copious amount of grade crossings and highly urbanized train tracks—is a uniquely terrible place for higher-speed trains.”

I call massive BS on this statement.  There would be absolutely no

It is known medical fact that compression on a gunshot wound can slow bleeding. But that doesn’t mean only Skims can provide this random maybe once in a lifetime benefit. I can’t even summon a lot of outrage for the now ubiquitous GoFundMe promotion (ahem, “need”). But honestly, my first thought was maybe Nina should w

[Reads headline, looks at photo]

Yup, her entire choice of self presentation aligns perfectly. 

Allowing yourself to be interviewed by Giant POS Piers Morgan is a crime in and of itself.  

Well, this pathetic excuse for a human being certainly made sure no doxxing was required here, so looking forward to the the absolutely deserved consequences.....

I admit I jumped around in my chair with excitement while watching that...and let the speculation begin on what “minus one” might mean...

Fairly sure this happened at least once before??

Maybe it was his white powdery substance at the WH!

There is an inherent conundrum here. There’s undoubtedly value in the exposure of the LGBTQIA population via this type of advertising, but because businesses ultimately exist for their own success that embrace can often be as deep as [sticks out top pinky joint]. What’s still frustrating is the far from majority

Jealous over here that you got to see Lush!

Worked in a similar industry and once a night security guard disabled a freezer temperature alarm because of the noise (all that took was a simple turn of a key). The alarm system was tiered and the next step if the freezer continued to get warmer would have triggered an automatic telephone call, but that never

“Ingested” is such a disturbing and misleading word to use. Beyond the mental imagery it suggests (which I’m sure still doesn’t compare to the actual horror), it isn’t as if the airplane was lurking on the runway like some hungry beast, just waiting to take out the employee.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED UNTIL NOW?!?!?!

OMG I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe watching that 1996 Patti LaBelle performance!!!!

He looks mighty constipated in that photo and I ain’t just talking about his bowels!

Remember, insecure little boys, cage fighting is but one step away from gay porn...

Q: How do you navigate the Haulover Inlet??

Of course! Of course Rogers would have that hair!

Or, should I say “hair”....

I find shit like this equal parts disturbing & fascinating. Part of it is the fact that people who can behave in the alleged manner seem so alien to me...are they sociopaths? Narcissists? All of the above? Another big factor is the “Could it happen to me??” aspect. Would I know if someone close to me was plotting my

Rabbit Pellet Roomba!