Baricka O'Bisha is

I mean, I'll be honest. I was spanked and I don't have anger management issues. Or substance abuse issues, or depression issues, nor do I perform poorly on IQ tests or have problems regulating my emotions or my stress. I suffer from time to time with anxiety, but so does every other woman in my family (we're not so…

Oh yes! "No offense, but..." is code in our family for "I am about to say something so incredibly offensive you will be left reeling, and then to add insult to idiocy I will honestly have no understanding of why you hauled off and punched me in the throat. Pass the stuffing."

Well, people in Arizona are friendlier! Y'know, except when they're showing up at your "meet your Congressional Representative" get-together and start fucking shooting people.

It's the "Not to be racist, but..." of manners.

When someone says "With all due respect..." they intend to say something incredibly disrespectful.

You're a politician! Being able to lie and talk your way out of trouble is your number one job qualification. How did you get this far while being this bad at it?

...if he doesn't know what discrimination is, why is he supporting a bill to allow for more of it?

You think about it for a long time. It's generally not something that you decide to get on a whim because you know that it's gonna be there for a long, long time.

I was just about to post this pic! That's some run of the mill Barbie play right there. The only thing that's not realistic is that Barbie is outnumbered by Kens (there is ALWAYS a scarcity of Kens in Barbie's world) and that these dolls can stand on carpet.

After looking at these pictures, nothing about this sport seems like a good idea. Except the rhinestones. Those are a good idea.

Direct quote from my best friend:

Now that Plushenko has completed his Olympic career he can begin touring for Magic Mike on Ice

I have never seen an episode of the Bachelor (or the Bachelorette, for that matter). I've decided to view this as a point of pride. Much like never having a Facebook.

Hey Bristol:

It is a great reply. "Where were you?" "I wasn't beating off!" "What are you doing?" "I wasn't beating off!" "What time is it?" "I wasn't beating off!"

His whole TV career was jerking off on camera.

As someone else on another Jez comment thread said - "It's only rape if the guy is shouting "I AM RAPING YOU" while he does it.

He should have been acquitted. That's how the rule of law works and that's how the rule of law should work if I'm going to be a part of the justice system.