The colors and the fact that it's a drawing on a clear food container remind me of Teeny Little Super Guy. Anyone else remember him?

I can feel the self esteem of many men deflating as we speak.

Another brilliant pivot away from the real story (Jesus is super white duh) by focusing on the part that doesn't matter. I couldn't give a fuck if Santa was a Haitian Voodoo witch doctor as long as that fat motherfucker brings me prezzies.

The Solstice is the "Reason for the Season," and yes, I do so love pointing that out because as a Pagan, it works for me on a couple of levels.

So can we put Santorum in jail for a decade or so now? Since he is fighting Obamacare like Mandela fought apartheid? Please?

Ex husband? Is that you?

Children of the Internet! Of BBS! My kin. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of non-trolls fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of MRAs and shattered servers when the Age of Forums comes…

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

herpes-infected non-native primates

It's gonna be so awkward two years from now when they're both contestants on "Dancing with the Stars."

You don't need a white asshole. You ARE a white asshole.

Your example makes me even more sure of what I suspect: conservatives really just have a problem with teaching girl children anything. Period. I can't imagine a less objectionable, more heteronormative charity for young girls to participate in. It's all "babies yay" and "responsibility yay" without being overbearing…

"transgender women (or "women," if you will) "

Also, one of my fave comics has this:

Then you add dogs into the mix, and you get the "Capital H," the "WTF, we have a king-sized bed and I am falling off of it" the "Ew, dog, get your ass out of my face" and the one I'm currently loving: "The thermostat is set at 43 because I have two dogs sleeping on top of me being heating heaters that heat so put on…