I actively disliked all of them. There is literally not a single character on that show that is likable.

In the entire run of Friends, Ross had never been so in the right. That dick who stole his sandwich should have been publicly flogged. He was even more right about this than he was about being on a break, which they were.

You need to learn to not hold in your feelings.

The Selectric was a fine machine, and an amazing piece of technology. I can still hear its clattering song and see its tireless type ball magically twisting and turning. Seriously, anybody who typed for a living on a manual knew the agony of those cuts that opened up under the nail after hours of pounding. You had no…

*shrug* Deal with it.

billy crudup is an asshole. claire danes is an asshole. fuck em both, man.

You can do what you want. I wrote about me.

Tina Fey never impersonated a politician.

This was pretty, pretty, good.

I think Sanders was 100% correct and that Putin will ultimately regret going to Syria. I think Putin already regrets going into Crimea and Ukraine.

Joanna Rothkopf

According to her, Deadspin didn’t even seek her consent before posting this. Maybe you’re not familiar with the colloquial usage of “get her OK” but it means “seek her permission,” as opposed to “tell her that it’s happening.”

Why wouldn’t a female officer at least be present if not conduct the interview?

This is going to be a disaster, I can already see it.

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

I am, indeed, saying what you think I am saying.

Bradley Cooper is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in love with all the press he’s getting from pretending to be sexually interested in Irina Shayk.

They couldn’t get fuck-all for traction on BEHRNGHERZHER, obviously. The fact that they’re so frothingly desperate to grasp at this email bullshit speaks volumes, I think, for just how fucking little they have on her. And how terrified they are.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

Other Random Women Who Call Themselves Experts and tell other women how to talk, act, dress. I don’t want a man to tell me what to do and I don’t want another woman to either. So fuck off mother fucker. JUST stop with the micromanagement of words and thoughts. Just stop. Fucking assholes. Police your own damn selves.…