Was the offer in writing, and did it include any deals on the back-end? Revenue points? Residuals? Downside guarantee? I’m not endorsing the US military, but given the US’ recent drawdowns from its “official wars”, you might be able to hop in, write the next Ant-Man, do some press, cash a big AF bag and gtfo before…

I can’t remember if it was featured on the show, one of the movies, or both.

I don’t know the “1-2-3, A-B-C” of how we get there, but after reading your comment—with its modern political and media references alongside Freddy’s name—I know one thing to be true: We have to make a  Nightmare On Elm Street where Freddy becomes President.

So, you want a movie with that centers its narrative around dragons dealing with rape?

Off-camera? No, definitely not.

Hypothetically speaking, if a person were to watch that Simpson’s clip dozens and dozens of times in a row—the intensity of their uncontrollable bawling increasing with every viewing—should they consult a medical professional?

It’s a hand of someone in the background beyond the lens’ depth of field.

Are there antique firearm dealers whose primary focus is on their profession’s ‘antique’ descriptor, but less on the ‘firearm’ part—and all liability, regulatory, and safety precautions that come with it?

To be fair, “normal life” skews toward “human tragedy” a good bit of the time, it would seem.

Seeing as how you went ahead and did all the work that needed doing today, let’s close shop and knock off a little early. That okay with you, Boss?

100% agreed on “The Raft” as Creepshow 2’s scariest entry although my sentimental favorite is “The Hitchhiker” aka: “Thanks For The Ride, Lady!”.

Is this kid the collective reincarnation of every Bostonian’s grandparents?

Vance?

Williams is not a WDIV anchor, he is a reporter. Specifically, a community features reporter. 

That thread’s list of receipts is longer than a week’s worth of sales at a CVS.

“If Epstein doesn’t die and Lennon didn’t need another parent figure…”

I realize how weirdly creepy it is that I’m even in a nearly two years-old comment section—made even weirder and creepier that I’m actually replying to one of those comments—but did things ever get better?

Ryan Reynolds (in Deadpool, not Green Lantern) and Christopher Nolan are the only ones who come to mind.

Additionally:

People have been “really big” into putting themselves in boxes for longer than we’ve had actual boxes.