You fail to grasp the romantic obsession that young and morbid girls have for all things dark and tragic.

Chip always takes it to the next level with his clowning. He brought the classic Sad Hobo Clown character to new depths of pathos. This show actually makes me respect the art of clowning, and I frickin hate clowns.

The whole Mars conspiracy plot that Cartman thought up seemed a bit unbelievable even for him. Heck, I've seen enough weirdo internet porn to know that there'd be plenty of volunteers for the cum-and-joke mines. In fact, I'm certain that fanart of it is being uploaded to DeviantArt and Rule 34 right now.

Jared Leto is a piece of garbage, but I didn't hate the new Joker look. Partly because I know that every new Joker look will soon be an old Joker look, and partly because it wasn't as grotesque and ugly as the Arkham Asylum-verse Joker or stapled-on face Comics Joker. Wasn't crazy about the "True Romance" angle they…

Hei Hei is the new Best Utterly Pointless Disney Animal Sidekick (a title previously held by Tangled's Pascal). His continued existence is owed almost entirely to Moana (also a bit to the fact that he looks so sickly and inedible). But it's not because of his lovable personality, as he has none outside of his…

Looks more like somebody cosplaying Axe Cop but with a stupid looking gun instead of an axe.

Honestly, if anything, she brainwashed him into being less of a d-bag.

Not to mention Eartha Motherfuckin Kitt.

Belle has several obvious off-model moments in her animation and it drives me up the wall. It's not as bad as Little Mermaid, though, where the animation is positively schizophrenic.

I just never understood why Briar Rose was always walking around the woods in super dark pantyhose with no shoes on.

"Though Walt Disney Animation Studios has existed in some form for almost 90 years, there is no more important period in its history than the Disney Renaissance, which lasted for the final 15 years of the 20th century."

Ben C was definitely best when playing himself or not attempting an American accent. He does that Gregory House M.D. accent that a lot of Brit actors do, and it always sounds awkward. I did think he fared better in the filmed bits, but the Gemma skit was amusingly bonkers, he delivered his Evil Brit lines expertly in…

I found this statement very interesting and rewound it a few times. It could go either way in how you can interpret it, and it adds some intrigue. I wouldn't be surprised if the "butchers" were an army of self-aware cyborg technicians.

I think the 1870's bush is partly there for historical accuracy. In this futuristic society lord knows what people have going on down there….intricate designs made with laser hair removal technology, pubic dyes, tats, implants, scarification, you name it.

You also have to take into account the advancements in medicine in this society. I'm pretty positive if you lose an arm or damage your brain they can fix that.

Either she's gonna play Beck's high school drama teacher or I'm not good at predicting things.

Adam Lambert IS Eddie. Him actually playing the role seems redundant.

Looked gorgeous, sounded meh, came off as totally missing the point. I enjoyed Ben Vereen and whatshisface as Riff Raff and whoshername as Columbia. In fact most of the casting was okay, but it was an utter waste of everyone's time. Laverne Cox looked pretty but she was goat-singing through the whole thing. Why bother…

Is the gay really subtext though, or just text that we're not allowed to openly talk about, a la Holtzmann the Seriously Obvious Lesbian from the new "Ghostbusters"?

Clark Kent is to "Smallville" as Jim Gordon is to "Gotham". Both are utterly idiotic and pointless characters, yet structurally required for the rest of the actually interesting characters to bounce off of.