The official name smush is "Nygmobblepot", making it the best power couple name in all of history.

Yes the Scary Clown has become quite the trope in the last several decades, but what always bugged me most were the Serious Clowns. Those artistic souls in the Cirque Du Soleil/Baskets the Clown vein, with their weird, antiquated form of "humor" grounded in some old, Commedia dell'Arte type tradition. French and…

I dunno. I was kinda curious to see what that "whoroboros" was about.

Calling this right now: the stuff with William and "Captain Douchenozzle" Logan is a flashback to 30 years ago when the early-model hosts ran amuck (as in the original film). Ed Harris is William today. He was the sole surviving guest of that incident and gets to do whatever he wants in the park as part of his…

The only thing I don't care for in this version of Poldark is Elizabeth Poldark. I don't really dislike the actress and think she does a perfectly fine job with the material she's been given, it's just that her character lacks personality. I could see Ross being in love with her as a teen, but now it just seems like…

Maybe it's just me, but by the end of Angela's little Lynchian nightmare I was assuming that she'd been drugged at some point before the start of the episode, hence why reality seemed so much like a dream. Why they'd do that is a bit unclear, but then everything about Whiterose is unclear to me. Frankly I've stopped…

"Though all crime is legal, the America of The Purge appears to be blissfully free of rape, arson, or plain old theft."

Reasons I always hated Grandpa Joe, even as a kid:

I've never seen such an accurate visual representation of my views concerning Peeps.

I took one look at the pic and seriously believed that this was a promo pic for a new series based on "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids".

I've been watching the new "War and Peace" mini-series on the Esquire channel and "Love and Death" keeps inevitably coming to mind, especially since Paul Dano is reminding me so much of Allen in that role.

Parody (and parody-ish) films I wish more people had seen:

Yeah but if Gonzo isn't sexually attracted to chickens and being generally weird it just isn't Gonzo to me.

Saddest part is, if Mr. Henson were alive, not only would he NOT be making a Muppets sitcom that's pretty good but feels like a retread of all the recent successful sitcoms, he'd have stopped making anything resembling the Muppets for ages and would be currently doing something innovative and crazy and wonderful that…

I wasn't a fan. There's showing the horribleness of rape and then there's torture porn. I guess I just didn't feel that the story justified the level of graphic detail. It felt like rape used for dramatic purposes, except you can show more awful things happening to a man than to a woman on tv, so they went all out.