I’d like to have a word with her, too.

Twenty inch blades on the Impala
A caller gettin’ laid tonight
Swisher rolled tight, gotta sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money then fly way
But there’s got to be a better way
A better way, better way, yeah

They wanted to be ballers, shot-callers

Florida also has extreme sunshine laws, so every crime is published, in detail, almost immediately. So the whole “Florida Man” trope is mostly due to lazy journalists trolling Florida’s police files looking for easy stories. 

Need more than just giving housing. Most have addiction issues and mental illness which does not magically go away with having a home.

It’s also is going to have an extremely large tourist base which would be unfamiliar with the layout of the land, in an unfamiliar car, distracted by their vacation or whatever else.

As the resident ( I think only) actual honest-to-goodness Train Conductor on the Jalop message board, I’ll comment on a few things here:

Your supposed to see if there’s an Elantra stuck halfway, and when you buy yours, you get two Elantras.

I drove a tow truck as a side hustle for AAA back in the day and from the looks of it, she is lucky the car didn’t kill her if she had to stop quickly in route since it wasn’t strapped down AT ALL. The way I was taught - sure you can apply the vehicle’s parking brake but you better not rely solely on that. We had to…

Tipping the vending machine will NOT result in free product :p

You’re comparing vehicles with completely different design lives.

Police cars. According to many on jalopnik anytime a police car is in public it results in death and destruction. They shouldn’t ever turn on the lights because it causes criminals to then run and kill people. And they shouldn’t ever enforce any laws. So police cars really just shouldn’t exist.

“Not sure how”

The rest of the planet would like to remind China that the outer space treaty also applies to China...

I can’t imagine any other reason China might dislike satellites that provide access to uncensored internet access...

China calling out The Cult of Musk for clogging outer space with junk is a bit amusing considering the thousands of pieces of space shit they created testing their anti-satellite missile in 2007. This after the rest of the world told them, “Hey, please don’t create space shit.”

Based on other entries, me wonders if some of those counted weren’t Honda Passports. Surely the 25,000 Axioms and 28,500 Ascenders sold in the early 2000s aren’t all still on the roads.

The data is only counting Triumphs with the modern standardized 17-digit format, so 1981 models only basically.

I felt attacked from all sides — the bullying tractor-trailers on the highway, the flatness, the cold, the constant anxiety about where it would be safe to piss.

I’ve been to my share of rural gas stations in Iowa and Missouri over the past year for various reasons. I never got anything more than a bemused side-eye from the majority-unmasked folks there. I also try not to engage or even make eye contact of any kind with anyone, though that’s been going on for far longer than a…