If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent…

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

call it the “man in black edition” or “johnny cash limited” and charge an extra 10 grand.

oh boy! Wouldn’t you feel bad for the train robbers though? They’ve had a tough year and now you are rubbing shit in it

They should intermix a few of these through the LA railyards. Really surprise a few train robbers. 

When the vehicle is 2-3X the upfront cost, you never get to the payback period when the vehicle isn’t used enough. That is what gets lost about school buses. You have a bunch of students that all have to get to school and get home at the same time, so you need a BUNCH of buses. But in-between they just sit. Which on…

We called our bus in 6th grade the Formula 1 bus. Last stickshift in the fleet. She always shifted at the redline. I lived in a very hilly town, so momentum was important. She liked to brake hard too so we would allow our upper bodies to sway back and fourth with the motions. She was doing her hard braking thing once…

He probably wasn’t forklift certified.

I miss Radio Shack

I mean, in their defense... this isn’t their first foray into vehicles....

Guy may have been having a bi-polar manic episode. Once new a guy who had an episode and went to go water the lawn at “his” multi-million dollar mansion on the lake, when cops arrived he attempted to walk on water because he claimed he was Jesus. He spent a month or so getting rehabilitated at the mental health…

Love. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over this orange.

uhh

Just the latest in the “wishful thinking” genre of Jalopnik posts, where if the writers solemnly explain how trucks, especially expensive ones, are Very Bad, everyone will start driving Honda Fits again, as god intended.

“It is not a truck that anyone really asked for, given that this is the kind of truck more expected of Ford or GMC, but it’s here anyway, doing its best. Capstone? Capstone.”

Nobody asked for the Capstone? WTF are you even doing, writing about automobiles? Luxury trucks are a booming segment, and the big three can’t satisfy demand. People have also been asking for an updated Tundra for over half a decade, and the previous top of the line 1794 Edition sold well in the context of the Tundra.…

Let me help.