The asker doesn’t actually mention what year his is, just that it’s “old”. I’m guessing Jalopnik randomly picked a stock photo. It could be a much older model.

I was behind a Chevy pickup a while back and it seemed kind of off. Then I realized what was weird about it was that it was badged a Chevrolet Cheyenne instead of a Silvarado. Then I realized it had Mexican plates, and it made sense...
except for the fact that this happened in Maryland. 

He’ll probably be late to the grand opening because he was stuck somewhere on I-80 trying to duct-tape the frame of his Jeep back together. 

Are we sure that there aren’t just 6 Dodge dealers who never update their Autotrader inventory?

Dollar General and Family Dollar sell plenty of brand name products. (Dollar Tree and generic dollar stores, not so much, because they don’t sell anything over $1). Yes, the products are often in smaller packages and then more per ounce, but the tradeoff is that they have locations in inner city neighborhoods and…

All we are saying is give peas a chance. 

Any plaid is better than “institutional grey”

And yes, I am wearing a flannel shirt right now. 

I would guess the actual transaction price is far lower, though. Truck pricing seems to echo those stores where they double the price of everything but then have 50% off sales all the time. I assume part of it is that it gives them room to roll in upside down trade ins into the loan.

I bought a Ram 1500 last year that…

The only reason anyone might order a manual four-speed, bench seat K car back in the day had to be because of extreme and likely hilarious-level cheapness.

As a male who is closer to middle age than I’d like to admit, those grunts aren’t to assert my manliness. They are because of the extreme amount of energy required to do intensive tasks like getting up off my office chair or climbing into my factory height pickup truck.

I suspect that this has much less to do with her promoting magical medical or emotional wellness benefits, and more to do with giving her an excuse to pose naked on Instagram, for them follows. 

That’s a nice Ford Contour. 

I assume he also owns several gold chains and a number of t-shirts that he has cut the sleeves off of. 

They sell something like 600,000 RAMs a year, it’s the 3rd best selling vehicle in the country.  It makes business sense to invest in them instead of niche vehicles, even if Torch hates the fancy leather. 

I mean, pre-Chrysler, Jeep was already run by the French via Renault’s involvement in AMC. 

The Voyager is back, as a Chrysler.  It’s the entry-level version of the Pacifica. 

I’ve noticed the local Mitsubishi dealer emphasizes it’s used cars over it’s new ones, both in terms of signage and what they put on the front line. Which is probably a pretty good strategy.

But this isn’t just about EV’s, it’s about taxpayer subsidies for EV’s.

And it’s understandably going to make a lot of people unhappy to have their tax money used for the people that it does work for, because a lot of those people are probably going to be wealthier than average, since it’s a lot easier to have an EV…

Heck, like a lot of middle-class suburbanites, I live in a townhouse, and the way our parking lot is laid out there’s no practical way for me to install a charger.

Next week’s article:  I caught hantavirus from the mouse poop in my free Jeep Grand Wagoneer.