The other thing you lose with a Frontier over a Taco is resale value. Toyota trucks hold their value like crazy.

Enterprise buys a ton of these.  A coworker of mine got one as a rental, and if you go to their used car sales site there are a bunch listed. 

A bunch of the corporate assets - along with their race cars - were sold in 4 different auctions by a different auction company:

Well good. I’d hate for all the money i spent on personalized plates to go to waste.

(although what’s on the plate is a very common internet abbreviation, so not surprisingly it doesn’t come up)

Weirdly, if I put the non-personalized plate in from my other vehicle, I get a bunch of QR codes from a Dutch website. 

Live Fast. Die Young.

Ummm maybe you should try cutting the prescribed dosage of your medication in half.

Baby jets, doo doo doo doo

“due to unforeseen events, there will be no beverage service on this flight”

Uber is great for bars where you are too drunk to drive.

At least in Merrillville you can go to the Albanese Gummy Bear factory and buy a giant 5lb bag of slightly irregular gummy bears for $8.

Also, what kind of wine goes best with a giant bag of slightly irregular gummy bears?

Are you the 40 year old virgin?

He’s talking about the instant stuff, not getting a venti PSL every day.  I mean, I guess you could buy a giant jar of Great Value instant coffee, but I can’t really blame him for spending a few cents extra on the good stuff. 

I think more ad copy needs to refer to things as “spiffy”

Way back in the day, I was booking a rental car while my car was in the shop after a hit and run. They were going to give me a Volvo, but then realized that I was under 25 and that was considered a luxury car. So they gave me a Toyota Corolla with manual locks.

No $1 Mai Tais. This month it’s $1 Adios - a blue Long Island Ice Tea.

Nobody is actually paying $58k for them though. Toyota at one point was offering 15k to dealers, there are a $7500 and $5000 tax credits, and it comes with $15k in free fuel. Plus it’s eligible for a CA HOV lane sticker, which is probably worth it for some people. 

The Carfax is showing it as purchased at an auction in the Pacific region and then going for sale right afterwords, which would suggest that the dealer bought it not realizing what it was and had it shipped there.

It’s not just about driving an old car, it’s about driving the specific car he recommended - a 45 year old Rolls Royce. Parts and service are going to be expensive and hard to find, and British electrics are not known for their dependability or ease of service.

Texas. Because everything is bigger in Texas.

The article says she was 39, which would suggest 1980 is probably accurate.

Source: was born in 1980 and am 39