The Force is worthless if you can’t show off with it.

Bolles last week set a pretty high bar. Rear choke-holds, sweeping his legs, bear hugs, the works. Dude was going full MMA on Mack damn near every snap. 

Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”

I look forward to seeing what illegal things offensive linemen will try to do while still failing to block Khalil Mack in future articles of this weekly series.

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

You forgot 2007 and, even more hilariously, 2008. It’s important to note, as you watch this, that Soriano swung at that on on 0-2 count and that Soriano LOVED swinging at pitches that bad. It was like Broxton knew exactly how to end that game...

Mmmmm... k.

“I like what she had to say, but I still think she’s—sorry—a bitch,” said a 56-year-old Trump supporter.

Letting all that happen for $4k is a really bad idea.

“Uh... deal with it?” 

So that’s the Platinum wash.

why not just say, “Jacket required” and provide a collection of jackets just in case someone walked in unprepared?

Fun fact - they’re gonna try to do that anyway! Hell, they’ll cheat to do that anyway (see, McConnell. M.). The idea that we should purposefully restrict our own ability to do fundamentally good things on the off-chance (LOL) that later down the line the Republicans might try to do bad things is so bizarre I can’t…

I will easily vote for either.

Follow up question: Is it ok to go to Starbucks and just say “Medium Coffee”, rather than their made up word “Vente”?

Fucking hell, man, the man’s brain being mush is an important fucking issue. It’s not “free ammo” for Trump. It’s incredibly germane to the question of whether he should be the nominee and/or the president. It’s a much bigger difference between him and the candidates with working brains than their healthcare proposals…

Yep it’s ridiculous. Back when I purchased my Mazda 3 in 2007 I wanted a specific blue they had. The dealer said no worries, they’d have it in a few. Called two days later, nothing yet, called again they said no one had one. Went on Mazda site, found one at a dealer 15 miles from them! Called them and they said they’d…

Who adds a lift kit to a friggin Outback,

The real way to remember the victims of 9/11 is for the “True Patriots” to skip memorials while others attend to hold a secret vote.

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just…