I kinda wish Colin Kaepernick could just pull an Enrico Palazzo and show up to the Jags game in a semi-convincing Gardner Minshew disguise, throw for 250 and a TD in a win, then pull the mask off in post-game interviews.

Less cholesterol and better for the environment, for me. (Especially given the “accidental” fires in the Amazon at the moment, the desire to reduce my beef intake and limit the incentive to clear-cut more forest is especially on my mind recently.)

Fuck the GOP. Fuck every single one of them.

I think the most brutal point of the game were three consecutive penalties Chicago offense drew in the middle of the third quarter. They were finally moving the ball, actually looking like they knew what they were doing, even gotting that beauty of a long throw there, but the offense just self-destructed in front of a…

From my experience “bringing the community together to address race” means hosting an awkward diversity training session where black attendees do unpaid emotional labor “educating” everyone on their experiences, while white attendees take a frustratingly long time to grasp the basic concepts of racism. And then they…

“we failed to resolve [the incident] in a way that made either side feel supported,”

“Fuck yeah it does!”

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

I am a Costco member, but the gas lines are always so long that I gave up trying to buy gas there. 

Yes, the gas pump parkers are a most vile subgroup of humans. I’m confident these are the same people who spread out their jackets in the entirety of an overhead bin on a crowded flight and then give you the stink eye if you dare ask to disturb their precious garment so you can put up your roller bag.

“Sir, those things you call ‘speed holes’ aren’t supposed to be in your chassis, nor should they be big enough to stuff a grapefruit through.”

Spy vs. Spy? I thought MAD was shutting down.

Oh please. A fast food worker with experience will be hired by a comparable place fairly quickly. So few people want those jobs that the managers don’t care if you got fired from your last place - in fact, they’ll probably never even find out.

Justice was served. Someone with low emotional intelligence learned how he…

Last time I was in Vegas, the road was indeed covered in leaves.
But all the leaves had pictures of naked women on them. It was absolutely as weird as it sounds.

I know Jay is not on the team anymore but I love this gif too much not to post it here.

Himmler had the same problem. 

I like to think of candidates like Inslee jumping into a race like this to forward his ideas and have the eventual primary winner adopt them outright or take portions and either improve on them or add them to their own plans.

Bummer. Glad someone ran on a policy of discussing something that will affect us all very soon. Side note: I hope our current AG Bob Ferguson runs for Governor one day. Left Coast Politics for all.

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday