Still better than Other Racist Grampa, who goes on incoherent senile tirades and always grabs you by the pussy.

Ok, I own a business. Unless an employee does something malicious, you need to know accidents happen. Promote the culture and team. Everyone makes mistakes. Own your mistakes, support others, and move on. People who know they're valued and supported do good things above and beyond too, which can reap rewards for…

She’s on her way to the Iowa State Fair, so $7 per cup lemonade may well be in her future.

They thought about it and then they high fived while remembering Trump is the President and they can do or say anything without consequence.

I would like to hear you describe what seeing them competing was like without actually seeing it myself

This reminds me of a performance piece/skit series in the late 90's, in Austin Texas. I forget the name of the entire show...something mock scolding about not jumping on the bed. Anyway, without prior warning we witnessed a piece about Prucella The Pussy Puller. She came out dressed as a masked Mexican wrestler, mask…

I’m not certain I want to expose my cell number to someone who wants pictures of a bag full of shit on the internet?

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

IDIOT, HE’S ALREADY GETTING YOU MORE FRIES! How impatient do you have to be to play Yosemite Sam shooting at that durn manager’s feet trying to get him to move faster?! They’re fries, they are frying them. Now you are going to see the inside of a jail cell, and it won’t be for nearly long enough since it’s Georgia.

Jesus Christ, are you trying to give Mustangs easier targets?!

Yeah, this is where the “we’re not profiling!” angle stops holding up. (I mean, it never held up, but still.) If you’re badgering Black folks for stolen property and a white person with them says “Check my shit” and you refuse, you’re racist as a motherfucker.

Let me get this straight: security thought they stole a t-shirt then hung around to spend money on alcohol? After being searched?

Retraining?  Nope.  Fire everyone from the head down.  Then hire new people who aren’t racist and train them. 

you say that. i use to work at a toyota dealership and no one ever wanted to jump for joy when a previa would come in.

Last year, Sun was involved in a rather strange encounter with anti-doping officials. Officials from the International Doping Tests and Management showed up at his house on Sept. 4, though he made them wait outside for an hour before allowing them in. Once they set up shop to test Sun, he gave a blood sample but…

PREMISE

Maverick is a defense test pilot now. Since the FAA permits private-sector flyers up to the age of 65, his age is no big deal. Some vague middle eastern power NOT IRAN OKAY GUYS COME ON gets up to something, and Maverick is recruited to run some kind of small aerial infiltration. The enemy air force will…

No, the DRIVER has to do something about this. All steering wheels adjust, and if anyone actually read the manual that comes with your car, it tells you to point the center of the steering wheel at your chest, about 10 inches away. And as a passenger, if you’re below 5 feet, you’re better off in the backseat.

As someone who used to fly in and out of ORD regularly, this is one more (but exceedingly important) reason to say: FUCK ORD.

one thing we have going for us in Portland is that it’s a great and established soccer city. The University of Portland women’s soccer team led the nation in college attendance for a decade and used to regularly draw 5K to games when Sinclair and Megan Rapinoe were winning the national title under Clive Charles. Sinc…

Wow. Red wine mixed with Coke sounds like the sort of disgusting concoction a 15 year old would invent. Perhaps it is delicious, but it sounds like it tastes like vomit on the way down, as well as up.