A speedo is very different than this.

Do you know this? Yes.

Are you making a slippery slope fallacy to cover up your racist/sexist comment? Big yes. 

What American needs to do is not simply refund this woman’s ticket but identify and fire the flight crew that sought to police her body. That’s the only message that would say “we’re actually trying to deal with this complete fucking bullshit,” and would go a long way towards encouraging les autres. Then do some…

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.

Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

I didn’t know the dad from Calvin and Hobbes had a Kinja account!

His flight may have had a female pilot. You know how unreliable they can be.

Ok, so just hear me out.....

Which sort of defeats the purpose? The fun of an office beer is drinking beer, in an office, a place where you generally don’t.

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

LOL party of family values.  

Neutral:

Lindsey strikes me more as an Aunt than Uncle but whatevs. Wish Joy had taken her earrings off 

Awww... look at you trying to seem smart. Despite actual facts of a serial rapist admitting to the crime and DNA evidence confirming this serial rapists admission of guilt, you still think that because these kids were coerced into admitting they were guilty, that proves they are. Lol. Thank you for another fine…

Uhh, a fan died from being hit in the head by a foul liner last summer? This slippery slope stuff is unnecessary. If players start hitting dangerous balls into the upper deck, we can revisit the issue.

Waited tables all through high school summers and full-time through college — wouldn’t have made it through university in DC without the income from waiting tables & bartending.

And I averaged around 23%, which I’m still proud of to this day. Naysayers to tipping often talk about it not being fair to everyone, but the…

Meanwhile, they’re trying to prosecute FBI employees for having personal political opinions, and expressing them to each other. 

Oh come on. This question is fine! It’s one of the better questions, actually.

You know what’s fucking hilarious? Matt’s route is SOME OF THE MOST DESIRABLE LA REAL ESTATE!!!!

The answer in the cars/bikes/pedestrians argument of “who’s the d-bag?” is: everyone. Every single one of those groups, in general, assumes they’re entitled to about 10% more of the road/path than they really are, and they all fuck up in different ways:

Keep in mind: if you’re relying on anyone else to get you to the airport, booking a 6 am flight is a colossal jerk move.