While you’re logic is sound, it isn’t necessarily correct. You may not want people to know you even have such a device or that you’ve activated it for potentially legitimate reasons. While not QUITE the same thing, you could argue that the remote lock button isn’t on the desk for the same reason panic alarm buttons…

He had pink eye! Whereas Matt Lauer had his eye on pink.

...ewwww. that joke was bad.

Solution: legalize weed, prescribe weed for pain management instead of semi-heroin.

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

What job? First Lady isn’t a paid position with real responsibilities. It’s a sexist, thankless throwback from the days before wives were allowed to have separate lives and careers from their husbands and were expected to be a full time mothers and help-mates. I don’t have many nice things to say about Melanie Trump…

I don’t know about it being a loss of control. There’s certainly a loss of grip happening, but car control is kind of the whole idea. You intentionally break traction yet you still have to put the car where you want it. I see it as a display of driver skill more than anything else.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

Our PTA had a “no fuss fundraiser,” and it was great. “Just write us a check. The goal is $10K, which we could hit if every family gave $25. If we make that, no other fundraisers all year.” And it worked. HELL YES.

Yeah, Butch Vig and Shirly Manson are a couple nobodies who’ve never done anything in music. Fuck those pissants, I seriously doubt anyone’s ever heard any music THEY put out.

Yes. I also frequently visit prisons to tell the inmates they are bad people who do bad things.

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Am I the only person who likes that membrane on my ribs? For me it’s like eating a hotdog with a casing, just a bit better. I like to rip that shit off with my teeth and chew up the smokey peppery deal that rips off the backside of the bone.

Gen 1 fit was pretty fun to flog, but This appears to have been Honda’d in all the wrong ways since then

Republicans on Las Vegas shooting: “Too early to politicize this tragedy.”

Incidentally, I have been buying a helluva lot more beer under this administration.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

the point is, this is 35-year-old Ivanka talking about 14-year-old Ivanka, and obviously lying. The point is, 35-year-old Ivanka lies.

Really? Is this what you've sunk to, Adam? Spreading uncorroborated medical/dental advice from Reddit? Seriously? Apparently, you didn't even bother to read any of the follow-on comments in this reddit post, especially the ones linking to articles discussing why this is rather bad advice.