I think you meant this for me, so I’ll take the bait.

These are terrible...Objectively.

Playstation FOOOUUURRRR!

I can’t remember where I saw it, but I’ve seen an article that debunks that last one. Like, the lifetime pollution created by an ICE car is an order of magnitued greater than the pollution produced in making a battery EV.

It’s fun thinking of the litany of excuses a technician must have given as to why he was unable to shut off the #dp (double penetration, for those who are worried about looking it up at work) feed for a full twenty minutes.

I really don’t get the “because open records” thing with Florida. I’ve lived in several states, and worked in media in those states. In each, we’d send a reporter to the courthouse every morning to pick up the previous day’s batch of criminal complaints. These are available to the public. You can go into your…

SQL is cleaner. 

I know it’s a tired exercise at this point but bear with me...

Halladay was one of my favorite players and he was truly a dominant ace of aces for a good 6-7 years. But he really fell off a cliff at the end of his career and I think he’s a borderline case at best. Certainly not a 93% first-balloter.

Resigning means he can’t bring a wrongful termination suit against MSU. It’s just cleaner legally

As a very old-school conservative who hates Trump and what the GOP has become, I love AOC. I hope she’s the rock that the old white racists crash upon.

Owning a Geo Metro can be very uplifting.

This country’s political polarization is ruining our common sense and basic decency.

Ryan: presuming for a moment that you and she are both adults, why is this a question? Of course you fucking get her a present for both. Not necessarily a sweater or jewelry, but a nice bottle of wine or a book you particularly like are appropriate for Christmas. Once you know her better, you can get something a…

It’s making perfect sense to me.

Good idea.  Quit Facebook.  Trust me, you won’t miss it.

They also come in oddly specific designs. I chill my booze with a tiny ice Death Star, and it never fails to make me smile.

Too easy....

I’ve banned a lot of people in my 10+ years working video game support, so I’ll submit two stories, both from the same company: