3-8-8-5-6 was what was on the table (not mentioning suits as they don’t matter, no flush opportunities).

I 100% read that as “As soon as I saw Marshmellow starred Corbin Dallas I was out.”

I don’t know why this collection of sites implemented the “continue reading” button for damn near every post though I suspect its purpose is much the same as the slideshows (“look, ad people: more clicks!”) but, for better and for worse, it seems to be accelerating what was already the slow death of the comment…

“We spared no expense.”

The weakest, especially since when they were told (Perrineau), they immediately fired him. That’s not gonna foster an environment where people feel comfortable bringing issues to you.

I was thinking more along the lines of “Guess Who’s Flowing to Dinner.”

The film centers on an immigrant community of Fire people working to establish their own identities in a version of New York City largely controlled by a majority population of Water folk, with a relationship between a young Fire woman, played by Leah Lewis, and a Water guy, played by Mamoudou Athie, at its center.

Tough luck, Brocephus. As Millennial Luther King, Jr., famously said, “The arc of the FA universe is long, but it bends toward FO.”

Let them fight.

Streaming is effectively recreating the world that existed before home video, where you’d come across some show or movie on TV and never be able to see it again. We’re going backwards. 

Every actor has worked on bad movies at some point in their career.

The entire film will just be Reynolds doing a lot of “peas and carrots” fake speaking on camera and then ADR’ed in post (post-strike).

Gigs for the gig throne

*Elizabeths Olsen

Spider-who? I’ve never heard of this fellow. Wait, is he related to Ant-Man?

She’s the third Olsen triplet Ethyl! She growed up real purty though.

Come on, this like the AV Club is literally a piece of The Onion history.

Cut to spider-man looking up from a book:

“Everybody gets one, as Spider-Man frequently reminds us.”