The problem is, every attempt to describe “Disney’s metaverse” ends up sounding like a pitch for Disney Infinity. Iger already killed that shit once, he wasn’t going to let it come back from the grave.

Exactly this.  He should have been shown the door the day the ink dried on the Marvel purchase.

Maybe he accidentally interviewed Orson Scott Card?

The weakest link in almost every security chain is the squishy meat bit.

I’m enough of a geek (and enough of a foot-sweater) that I have no problem with the socks/sandals combo.

“Other hardware accounts under the Linus media conglomerate were also hit, including Techquicke and TechLinked.”

I’ll be honest. I wasn’t expecting a lot from Lindelof. I just figured it would be LOST... in space.

Sony is doing so much projecting, they’re practically Republicans.

Maybe he’ll get a starring role in “Governor Dumbo”, the elephant with the giant ears who flies around the state making sure nobody wakes up.

Revenue doesn’t seem to matter.  Every Marvel movie makes it to D+ in less than three months.  Is there a pool for dates?  I call April 15.

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If your dinner isn’t interrupted by the restaurant breaking in half and sinking, demand a refund.

gaben says he liked the first two slides, but then he couldn’t read any more.

EA are experts at slapping a new coat of pixels on the same old game (see: every single Madden), but they consistently refuse to either update Alpha Centauri or sell the IP back to Firaxis for a proper reboot/sequel.

Whoa. Looks like someone mistook the transmogrifier for a suntan booth.

Oh, so THAT’S what you get when you guzzle down sweets.

“I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!”

I’m sure it’s for the obvious reason.

Heath Ledger’s rotting corpse would have been better than Jared Leto.

Problem is, the sequels are set up by those post-credit sequences. And both of the actors from Big Hero 6's post-credit sequence are dead to Disney now.