Revenue doesn’t seem to matter.  Every Marvel movie makes it to D+ in less than three months.  Is there a pool for dates?  I call April 15.

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If your dinner isn’t interrupted by the restaurant breaking in half and sinking, demand a refund.

gaben says he liked the first two slides, but then he couldn’t read any more.

EA are experts at slapping a new coat of pixels on the same old game (see: every single Madden), but they consistently refuse to either update Alpha Centauri or sell the IP back to Firaxis for a proper reboot/sequel.

Whoa. Looks like someone mistook the transmogrifier for a suntan booth.

Oh, so THAT’S what you get when you guzzle down sweets.

“I gotta take a leak so bad I can taste it!”

I’m sure it’s for the obvious reason.

Heath Ledger’s rotting corpse would have been better than Jared Leto.

Problem is, the sequels are set up by those post-credit sequences. And both of the actors from Big Hero 6's post-credit sequence are dead to Disney now.

Winter Taupe and Seven Beneficiaries of Forced Perspective

We could sit here all day and pick through these comments.

Well, I guess now we know who gives a fuck about a goddam Grammy.

Found Bizarro’s burner account.

Halo: Finite

1) This article could have been titled What to Expect When You’re Not Expecting (Ubisoft to Actually Get Back on Track).

No, I think I understand their point. The demand curve for any normal good is a slope; demand goes up as price goes down. They’ve decided that the revenue under the long tail of the curve isn’t worth their time.

My roster of unplayed games (you call it a backlog, I call it a retirement plan) is in triple digits. I’ve bought exactly two of those games at full price.

Steam’s Linux support has really come to the fore with the advent of the Deck.  I’m frequently amazed at how well Proton takes the place of DirectX.