So... it got John Cartered?

I paid $300 for my kid’s Switch a year ago, and $400 for my Deck in March. So 1.3x for the hardware. (Both devices got microSD cards, so that’s a wash.)

Oooh, Thor has been brainwashed by the Ticket Master!

Username checks out.

... aaaaaand we’ve walked right into the first act of Dogma.

What, like the Bears being good again?  No way, there are some things that the human mind just won’t accept.

Orcs Must Die! and Dungeon Defenders should probably also come to mind, although they were less “shoot guns” and more “fire spells from your fingers”.

Well, you can’t spell Disney+ without the D and the +, so...

Hades
Slay the Spire
Dicey Dungeons
Into the Breach
Loop Hero
Civilization VI
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania
Grindstone
Stardew Valley
Picross
Baba Is You

Several of these are also good Steam Deck recommendations.

Came for this.  Leaving before Outland Revenue finds me.

Hela was what Galadriel would have been if she had kept the One Ring.

Dear Gop,

I wonder how many years they had to sit in a boardroom with morons from FIFA pitching this kind of garbage?

Once upon a time, my friend was figuratively rolling his eyes at Weird Al’s music, and as “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” started playing, he proceeded to rip the guy playing the opening guitar solo.

I love that run-on sequence in “Horoscope”, and also the list of all that stuff on the shelves in “Hardware Store”.

... and being a member of your school’s AV club was incontrovertible proof that you, young student, were a Nerd.

She looks like if Carrot Top and the clown from Saw had a kid.

Has anyone tried doing the monk quests while watching The Wizard of Oz?

The mirror shows us the hair we wish to have, not the hair we actually have.

Unless someone named Snyder is doing the auditioning, in which case you’re welcome to pound sand.