Leon Lott has been a miserable piece of shit ever since he fumbled that ball in the snow on Thanksgiving.

Here’s what you haven’t seen at your local grocery store right now:

Natural Born Alien Symbiote Murderers

Woody Harrelson is wearing Topher Grace’s hair.  Just silly, or subtle reference?

TV’s Reader’s Digest is the sort of thing that TV’s Son of TV’s Frank would read while taking a TV’s Bathroom Break.

Spree is little sweet/tart disks covered in a candy shell.  It’s like if SweeTarts and Mentos had a kid.

That chase scene was so long, the cars almost caught up with the airplane from the beginning of Face/Off.

‘K.

“Minor off-road scuffs, rolls like a champ.”

Will there be a Texas localization, where this is called the “guest worker” mechanic? 

EA hasn’t ground any studios into dust lately; it would probably jump at the chance to buy Blizzard and immediately put them all to work on Anthem Reborn.

I think Oxy-Clean just found its new spokesman.

We didn’t want zombies. We didn’t know that signing a petition is how you get zombies.

Ironic twist:  In the German localization, your character’s name is “Die GasPumper.”

TRILOGIES TAKE TOO LONG

Do you remember the 31st night of September?
Pass was changin’ the minds of pretenders
While bringin’ the cloud to you
Our hearts were ringin’ while the download connection was singin’
As we played through the night, remember
How the games stole the night away, oh, yeah

Boy, aren’t we all going to feel dumb when we find out that Garfield’s cameo isn’t in No Way Home at all, but gets spliced into Multiverse of Madness instead.

Sounds like he’s gonna need some more Viagra.

The “X-Force from Deadpool 2" vibe is running strongly here.

I was hoping that the prequel, Ollie Ollie, would come out first. Oh well.