I look forward to the just-announced Paradox Management Simulator and its inevitable 412 DLC expansions.

Willard Scott has gone on to a better place, where the machines actually work.

Consoles and PC components are out there, it just takes patience to hunt them down. AMD’s Ryzen 5xxx CPUs are in a much better stock position now than they were six months ago; that should theoretically give them space to increase production volume for Microsoft/Sony consoles.

“Wait... GTA... 6? How in the hell does anyone do a sequel number 6? I mean, it’s not even possible to get half that number!”

Until today, I had no idea that Joe Rogan was Dan Hedaya’s son.

Tune in next time, when it finally caves in to my demands and adds giant space hamsters.

Have you heard about these things called Legos?  It’s like Minecraft, except that you have to build the world using your fingers and your imagination.

So you’re saying that GTA5 is right out?

...under all the bad Monty Python references...

Somewhere, in his secret My Little Pony-themed lair, Josh Gad finishes reading the comments, sits back, and rubs his hands in anticipation.

I just realized... someday my kid is going to start watching The Simpsons, and this episode will come on, and I’ll have to explain what a Geo was.

Well, they had camera footage when the men were arrested.

It almost seems like Marvel wants us all to forget that the game Marvel Heroes existed. 

ESPN has been catering to “the loud & hot take crowd” for ages.  That’s pretty much their entire audience these days.

So... she’s looking for people who are nerdy enough to still possess floppy drives in 2021, but who are also naive enough to load random disks and potentially give malware a front-row seat to their entire digital life?

“... by freelance guest author Nathan Grayson”.

He, uhh... he was distracted by Yet Another Jean Grey Clone appearing offscreen, for just that instant, in a place completely cloaked from the replay, and uhh, she was Phoenix, and she was eating a sun, and the sun got in his eyes, and uhh, uhh, uhh...

Wolverine looks like Thor is cosplaying Wolverine.

Connor: “J.R. Smith Is an HCBU Student-Athlete.”

He took government money AND filed bankruptcy.  He’s a tax investigation away from completing his Trump Bingo card.