It’s an expanded version of the story we saw at the beginning of the first Toy Story. Including the dog with a built-in force field. And a dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.

Poor Adam Sandler, being treated like an actual human being.

I mean... SOMEbody has to have access to all of Jeffrey Epstein’s receipts, right?

He’s also without emotion, cognitive thought, respiration, or any way to take those licensing dollars with him.

You know, it’s been ages since I had any thoughts at all about Clerks, but suddenly I’m right there listening to Randal order the next batch of movies.

I don’t think state legislatures qualify as “The Apollo”, but they definitely host dozens and dozens of Amateur Nights every year.

Bungnugget.

Honestly, I’ve only read 2 or 3 of the articles.  I see the others, and I guess I’ll just get around to reading them sometime.  It seems like there should be a word for this...

1) Okay, now I’m wondering if there’s a substantive difference between “all of Sacramento” and “Jersey Week”.

Freddy’s is fantastic. Smashed burgers, super-thin and crispy fries, all their shakes and desserts are custard-based. They’re basically Steak ‘n Shake with a leaner menu.

The burgers are excellent... but if you’re making the pilgrimage, get there in the morning. Those green chiles inside a breakfast burrito are the absolute bomb.

Looks like southwestern Missouri (Springfield or Joplin/Webb City) is the place to go for a Braum’s-vs-Culver’s comparison. Culver’s isn’t in Oklahoma or Arkansas yet, and their only Kansas properties are in the eastern part of the state.

You betcha.

You say my backlog is a “problem”. I say it’s “retirement planning”.

DLC still counts as “games”, right?

Don’t worry too much about the Lenin silhouette.

[flying over Chicago] “Hey, you can see the Cubs losing!”

If you had looked around the parking lot at my late-80s high school, you might have determined that “the car of the 80s” was actually a 1978 Nova. 

No more callers, please. We have our winner!

Also, no freeze-frame in mid-jump.