... PC games ... inconsolable ...

I don’t care what Roger Ebert wrote; I’ve seen Chico using finger-guns on the piano once, so I can fast-forward through the rest of his musical interludes.

Oh, and the funny part of the insider trading is that Valentine and Winthorpe gave fake insider information to the Dukes, leading them to believe that they could buy every option in sight and still make a killing. So the Dukes ran up the market to an unsustainable high, and then couldn’t sell fast enough to get rid of…

How I Met Your Mother, Season 6, “Bad News”.

Most people would consider it torture to work with Bobby Kotick.  So Activision looked for someone with experience.

At second look, the website does only make reference to the Chase Park Plaza location. I guess I got excited and overlooked that detail. Arrrrgh.

The bread-to-bun ratio of the Filet-O-Fish is easily the worst thing about it.

Five Guys’ fries have been knocked down my list by Freddy’s fries.  They have the custard angle covered, too.

A couple miles up the road from me, there’s a Culver’s right next door to a Popeye’s.  I might have to stop at both.

Their window may be closing; the Moolah says it plans to reopen in April/May. I’m not sure Grand Center is big enough for both of them.

Not that the rest of Jahn’s drivel didn’t give away where he learned his Whitey On Top talking points... but the flag that has fifty stars on it has never, NEVER, been referred to as the “stars and bars”.  Those words reference a flag of treason.

I read those words as “we couldn’t bully our employees into working 100-hour weeks when they were at home with their families.”

No way, Punk totally carried Daft for decades.  

It’s not a breakup, but “Bad News” is one of the most gut-punchy episodes of television ever.

I always read Ben Shapiro’s tweets in Donald Trump’s voice.  Why is he offering a discount on code word CHINA? 

When your personal politics are so far right that late-stage capitalism looks leftist...

Finally, an election Donald Trump can legitimately win in a landslide.

HaIf Life 3. (Works even better with a sans-serif font, like the one in Steam’s interface.)

I watched a lot of National League baseball in my youth. It was uncanny how many times Pitcher Spot appeared in the batting order late in games, no matter which teams were playing.  That guy got around!

Human Shrek bears an uncanny resemblance to Wreck-It Ralph.