The voice in my head that devoured comics in the 90s can’t wait for the inevitable Aliens vs Predator vs The Punisher vs Wolverine.

Ken and Rocky were classmates at Forklift Murder School. Ken might have given up the practice, but he could backslide at any given moment.

Mike was more comfortable in front of the camera, and it showed.

Whatever you do, don’t trust Ken.  He’ll try to kill you with a forklift.

I suspect (without any evidence other than “EA gonna EA”) that a fear of modding is a large part of the reason why NHL games don’t make it to PC anymore.

People of Missouri: Hey, John Ashcroft, we’d rather have a dead guy in the Senate than you.

Winner.

“Trump has broken you” is one hell of a projective sentence there, Ted.

Advisers also have sought to boost Trump’s mood by presenting him internal polling that shows him in a better position than public surveys, which universally show him trailing presumptive Democratic nominee Joe Biden.

Cheer up, President Grundle. Weird Al knows exactly how you’re feeling:

Wait, John Walker is writing for Kotaku now?

My wife and I might have watched that video a dozen times in a row when it came out. We instantly put words into our dog’s mouth: “Don’t want no birdies on my lawn/Bark at the birdies on my lawn”.

The school board would also have accepted “Brick Wall Middle School”.

Crappy science fiction is no basis for a society.

So basically Trix with marshmallows?

Well, if they took the bones out... (and let it sit in milk for 15 minutes)... then it wouldn’t be crunchy!

Last year, I finally sat down and watched The Hateful Eight. Somewhere in the middle of the film, there was a bar of music that made me sit upright, pause the movie, and pull up IMDB. Until that moment, I had not realized that The Untouchables was also scored by Morricone; but one sequence in TH8 recalled the Untouchab…

You see Blue Jabba. I see Dumont from TRON.

Obligatory:

Bonus points if his hut is bigger on the inside.