Cheer up, President Grundle. Weird Al knows exactly how you’re feeling:

Wait, John Walker is writing for Kotaku now?

My wife and I might have watched that video a dozen times in a row when it came out. We instantly put words into our dog’s mouth: “Don’t want no birdies on my lawn/Bark at the birdies on my lawn”.

The school board would also have accepted “Brick Wall Middle School”.

Crappy science fiction is no basis for a society.

So basically Trix with marshmallows?

Well, if they took the bones out... (and let it sit in milk for 15 minutes)... then it wouldn’t be crunchy!

Last year, I finally sat down and watched The Hateful Eight. Somewhere in the middle of the film, there was a bar of music that made me sit upright, pause the movie, and pull up IMDB. Until that moment, I had not realized that The Untouchables was also scored by Morricone; but one sequence in TH8 recalled the Untouchab…

You see Blue Jabba. I see Dumont from TRON.

Obligatory:

Bonus points if his hut is bigger on the inside.

From Detroit With Love

The inside joke is that Kyle Petty is the son of Richard Petty, who voiced “The King” in the first film.  All of the jokes about Cal being easily replaceable and often overlooked are jokes that Kyle endured throughout his actual racing career.

In my headcanon, there’s a deleted scene at the beginning of Cars 3, which starts with the last scene of Cars 2 — but the camera slowly pans out, and we see that Cars 2 is being projected on a screen, and then we realize we’re at the Radiator Springs Drive-In, and Cars 2 is actually an in-universe movie called McQueen…

Trump taintlicker Josh Hawley took to Twitter to complain about the ruling.  I imagine Splinterites took the opportunity to congratulate themselves for preferring him over Claire McCaskill. 

The irony in that statement is mind-blowing.

Better management? Better ownership?

Good Afternoon Vietnam?

If we would spend more time studying the history of words, we would know why so many of them bug us.

If there’s pistachio ice cream, where does the milk come from? Didn’t the first film establish that all livestock are just tractors? Do the cars need to eat, or do they just like to? How does their digestive system work?