... and in the comfort of your favorite quarantine sweatpants!

It doesn’t help much when the Epic Store’s implementation of two-factor authentication includes “respond to an e-mail sent to the same address that you used to register on EGS, even though you had to respond to a different e-mail sent to the same address just to activate your account in the first place.”

They are a very practical way to quickly get around your average half-million-square-foot warehouse. 

I don’t think either one can claim to be less repugnant than the other.

You, good sir, have an eccentric way of spelling “apotheosis”.

This is the kind of innovation I expect from the town that invented Everclear.

Brett Hull can probably be found at both.

Around 186,000 trucks were sold in April, according to the data, with around 169,000 cars sold that same month. The same month six years ago saw 656,000 cars sold, and 190,800 trucks.

Should I be concerned that Dave Foley is playing the role of Sir Not Appearing In This Interview?  Is he John Cleesing the rest of the troupe, or was he just occupying the wrong point in spacetime to add words to the article?

Okay, so:

Seven months is practically a new record.

Doublethink has been weaponized, aerosolized, and made virulently contagious.

I don’t like coffee, but I drink it because it’s an outstanding caffeine delivery device.

Chick-fil-a’s Chick-N-Minis would beg to disagree with you.

One positive to come out of this lockdown is that my kindergartener has had to expand his “acceptable” menu to include soups and vegetables and other meals he would have turned his nose up at two months ago.  

Those dang Chinamen* don’t give a plugged nickel about FOOTBAW, so what good are they?

More Gamera than Godzilla, I think.  I wonder if he’s filled with meat?

Okay, but here’s the important question:  When my drones riot, can I nerve-staple them?  

Journalists have long referred to the portion of the paper/blog/broadcast that’s available for actual information as the “newshole”.

BTTF screenwriter Bob Gale admitted in 2015 that he based Future Biff on Trump.