Jun 23

if i see so much as a paralegal; hell, even a goddamn intern, i am turning this car around!

Nov 21

It is about time to shift my Elio reservation to something else.

Jul 21 2019

And worst of all, they would have to wait fifty years before the Corvette C8 was released.

Dec 15 2018

Rey being a nobody in terms of the Solo/Skywalker/Palpatine dynasties was the best of all possible outcomes.  Any other outcome requires either undermining existing characters or diminishing Rey.  I hope that sticks.

Sep 17 2018

You know, now that power is being produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance, and the hydrocoptic marzelvanes, were fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft, it’s my understanding that sidefumbling has been effectively prevented. I’m certain they’ll hit the 500 mark soon.

Sep 5 2018

Barney Visser is the owner of the Furniture Row, so while the team is technically “sponsered” by them, it’s just Visser pouring his own money into the racing hole.