Barney Visser is the owner of the Furniture Row, so while the team is technically “sponsered” by them, it’s just Visser pouring his own money into the racing hole.

That’s a nice bad decision, though. What a nice way to enjoy bankruptcy.

So that’s what Roy Wort’s been up to.

How are these apps, “annoying?”

I will admit to laughing a bit too hard at this excellent take on all the crashes last night (the biggest of which involved a lot of Cup names):

But the last cars to be called Continental weren’t good. In fact, they were terrible. Their body-on-frame construction made everything feel all flobbery, as anyone who’s ever ridden in an old taxi cab could attest. The interior was cheap, filled with plastic. I can’t think of a reason why you’d buy one, other than…

Most of those end up with David Tracy, so they’re not with their original owners...

Looks like something Dirk Pitt would drive

Less Waymo, more Wagyu.

Quarks? Do you have to be a particle physicist to drive new cars?

Wow...I was there this last weekend, lol. Looks like I got there just in time. Yep, they were sitting out there on the driveway glowering at everyone. There was an entire family including little kids, standing in the street doing the whole selfie stick thing. We just took a quick shot from the other side of the street…

People are inconsiderate assholes and when the authorities get involved they react like they’re fighting oppression against the man.

Lightning McQueen would have just jumped over that shit.

She wouldn’t have had this problem, she would’ve rolled up to her own casino.

I have never, ever heard that engine braking (or coasting in gear) is bad for any car. Who are you talking to that thinks that it is? Are you sure it’s engine braking that’s the question, or is it downshifting? On a manual, I rarely downshift because over time it’s extra wear on the clutch, transmission and the shift…

The NES could not do the above image. The fact that the headline states the systems are rendering themselves is misleading. The article itself even states this. I mean come on.

I’m not sure if he exists either.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.