This reminds me that my best friend and I convinced her little sister that witches were real and she couldn’t follow us into this grove of trees because she was too short to escape the mean ones. I think she’s fine now though

oh my god bury bury bury bury bury

Oh dear...

I am so so so sorry. And I don’t need a lawyer to script that for me. Just walk slowly away from any and all of Tana’s vids. That is a hole you sweet summer child, you innocent soul, do NOT want to go down. That way lays danger and darkness!

Footie rubs!

AHHHHHH TINY FUTURE WORLD CONQUEROR.

Ok, not fair with the blast from the adorbs cannon! You win the entire cat internet - I love the panther-like pose that’s a cover for being unsteady on her little paws! 

OMG that little face!

I’m looking as well.  He seems to have posted within the hour but might be grayed or banned?

Your kitty is adorbs, congratulations ♡

Got my hair done/did!

I told your Old Ebbitt Grill story to two DC friends. Now they want to go to the men’s room there to see where it happened.

That is a story demanding to be written and sent to Granta.

Mine involves snakes getting lost in the back of my boyfriend’s band van and heroin but I’m saving it for the memoir I’m never going to write. 

Moved 2,000 miles from the east cost for college. I lived in the dorms and didn’t have any friends yet. Some girls asked me if I wanted to go with them on a road trip to Mexico for Day of the Dead. Sounded like something to do for the weekend so I went. These girls....brought weed over the border both ways. And we…

It is! I had so many first dates there. I know exactly the place you’re talking about!!

Old Ebbitt Grill, by any chance?

This one should win.