@SarahMC: A friend once told me how her sister was offered $50 for her underwear. Her sister was aghast, but her surprise was an amusing, "$50 for old drawers? Deal." It kept getting funnier because every woman I told this too felt the same way. Maybe I just keep company with some mercenary bitches.

@pandorasmittens: A friend once advised me to shop at the Gap for "the basics" as well. Now I try to avoid going there at all costs.

@EkaterinaBallerina: You're totally within your rights to feel that way, but like I said, you're going to lose a tremendous amount of art (and I'm using this word loosely) because the very thing that drives them to be artists is often the same thing that makes them miserable humans to be around.

Is it sweeps again already? These stories always come out during sweeps. Next, there will be an expose about porn...ON THE INTERNET!!!!

@afiunderground: In that clip when Babs asked her if she did anything to deserve her rep she blames sexism, not say, getting so drunk at an awards ceremony she had to be carried out.

@schweppes: Seriously. The media pulled train on both them when they were out boozing it up and any minute now they're going to notice the guy who plays Chuck on Gossip Girl (and an Englishman like JD Regent said) and go after him. No, honey. You got so blitzed you had to be carried out of an awards ceremony. …

Have I mentioned my love for Debra Messing? Oh.

I will brook no insults towards my beloved Debra Messing! None! I watched every episode of The Starter Wife and will watch this as well!

@elitza owns the last Enzo shirt: Her look is a bemused: "You feel sorry for me because I'm famous and wealthy, last dated a guy ten years my junior and am on my way to bone Gerard Butler? Um, okay. If that makes you feel better about yourself."

@Understater: She likes men of color, obviously. But it's not really something you can build a relationship on, so obviously there's more going on.

@midwesternmom: I'm thinking more it was that time being married to Mike Tyson that taught her how to fight.

Brittaney's grandfather was an Ink Spot!?! I'm sorry that's fucking major. She's closer to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame than Brett will ever be.

@mllej: I read it. Wow. If you watched the show, you have to read it. They should have made the show longer to include the cut segments. And did we ever find out who was pregnant? I agree with Maria. I think she would have made it to the end too. You know, IF NOT FOR HER HEART CONDITION!

@jeepgirl: I've been waiting for it since it was announced!

Electro Woman and Dyna Girl!!!!

Okay, I'm gonna make like a tree and get the hell out of here. I'll either see you there...or nap. Either way it's good.

Dude, you're over 30 pull your fucking pants up!

@BeckySharper: Maybe I'm giving her too much credit, but that's funny to me too. I hear both comments being said very dryly.

If I show up I'll be easy to find in a Captain Kirk shirt since everyone expects me to look like William Shatner (it's what I see when I look in the mirror, so I don't know what the hell is wrong with all of you).

I will try not to be lame and make it.