Normally, I'd be bothered by some 21-year-old dude and a 16-year-old girl (which started when she was 15 no less), but I'm always happy for a girl to get a guy who's that much prettier than she is. I just want to high-five her...while if she were some 16-year-old model, I'd be calling the cops on him for being a…

In a related story, Robert "Boogie" Sheftell of Baltimore, MD made a popcorn box with a hole in the bottom in honor of how he met his wife in the 50's.

Isn't the point of being a superstar jock that you can pull better chicks than this?

@AuthenticDEEE: If that's your speed, maybe they should cover grade school sports. Grown ups have hair.

I'm sick to death of him and the whole man-boy genre, but I'm dying to see this particular movie.

Uh-oh. Next on the chopping block: Lois & Clark. Then that Peter Parker kid.

@ellaesther: Well in the movie Dangerous Booty, er, Dangerous Beauty, Moira Kelly, who has been forced to marry a man three times her age for her family, tells her courtesan friend, Catherine McCormack, that she want her daughter be a courtesan rather than go through that because McCormack's life seems so free. …

She also kept the Moet and Chandon in her pretty cabinet.

Sorry, DSW. But with Kenneth Coles having 50-70% off sales, I really don't need you any more.

Because I'm old, the first thing that pops into my mind is Doug E. Fresh "Just let me clear my throat" and now I've got this odd image of Jordana "If Your Mom Was A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model You'd Be This Fucking Gorgeous Too" Brewster doing "The Show." Yeah, I'm strange.

What's truly offensive is that it validates their celebrity in that they'd even be the objects of satire, much someone's fantasy.

@Brett Blaske: The Dark Knight was not a adaptation of The Dark Knight Returns and was pretty much two hours of The Joker kicking his ass, unless you saw a version where The Joker didn't murder pretty much every person he planned to, including Bruce Wayne's childhood love.

@Macloserboy: ..."after her boyfriend" so get that fantasy out of your head right now. Or go watch Embrace The Vampire and see it.

Many woman can't pull off the "no bra" look, but she is one of the exceptions.

@Fridge Hussy regrets having discovered the joy of oreos!: That was a Justice League of America movie and yeah, it's all but dead.

@earthgirl: I want to say I'm surprised by the comments on the Wired website, because after all, these are supposed to be smarter people, but I know my geeks and they're terrified of women—-as the gigs of porn on their hard drives will show you.

@braak: Oooh. That's not even funny.

I just bought a pair of Kenneth Coles over the weekend. But they were 70% off so I doubt I contributed.

Damnit, when does Daisy of Love start!?!

I know it's wrong, but I've never understood her appeal, so when I see that picture all I think of is: "She's a man, baby!"