@SomeAuthorGirl: Yeah, that's the downside to talking about sex: it makes you realize all you're doing is talking. I'm going to settle for getting drunk.

Of course she doesn't come "from intercourse alone." No woman does.

@Rosaxe: We're going to come to your house and make you watch it again because obviously you missed something. Now give us an address...

Have I recommended The Guru (not to be confused with the crappy The Love Guru) here lately? It's got a scene where they do a Grease number Bollywood style. And it's a good movie overall. Yes, Heather Graham plays a porn star again, but it's for laughs only.

@funnyface: "Fuck. I knew I shouldn't trusted Tom's 'Special Mirrors'."

@yvanehtnioj: I'll make it simple:

Obviously I missed the meeting that "long since established" that particular shorthand usage, as I would have pointed out it's incorrect. It would be as erroneous as saying that the ad shown was a "gang bang ad" simply because because sex was involved. The correct term is "facial."

Personally, I think bukkake-esque shots say more about the undercurrent of homosexuality in all things masculine.

@Eeva: ...the greatest thing/you could ever learn/is just keep your wick dry/and you won't get burrrrrnnnned..."

...as he sings his sad song, "Not so long ago I was pretty lad, pretty lad/Not so long ago I was pretty lad but then nature punished me for being an unimaginative, cheating dooooouche..."

@water baby: In the movie The Brown Bunny she gives Vince Gallo a full-on, hardcore on camera blowjob. Complete with a swallow.

Chloe Sevingy isn't very tall, but it looks like she's got the longest legs. I was utterly transfixed by them in her Will & Grace appearance.

"Neither Eric nor Orlando ever dreamed they'd be forced to reenact scenes from the movie Troy on New York street corner at gunpoint by a deranged police officer..."

...burned by the fire. My love is blind can't you see my desire?

"Did those fucking kids just call us 'Zac and Vanessa'!?!"

@rosasparks: Modern Love? It gets me to the churrrrch oooonnn tiiiimmme.

The religious bigotry here sickens me. It's just as the honorable Elijah Mohammad told Phillip Seymour Hoffman (now known by his non slave name of Phillip X) upon his conversion to Islam, they will turn against you and mock you.

She's, um, doing her best Faye Dunaway impression there and I'm sorry but it's not a compliment. What happened to my "Sure Thing"?

"What the fuck do you mean they've cancelled the Turner and Hooch remake!?! I've already bought the dog to prep!"

I've been reading too much Gawker, because I'm actually impressed there are no easy Sam Ronson jokes by now.