@emilyanne: No, you're right. Titanic was a HUGE piece of crap. Cannot believe it beat out LA Confidential, but see in that the good guys acted bad sometimes so it was too confusing for all the tiny heads out there.

I don't think Toby Keith even has taste in his mouth. No wonder Justin Timberlake was named by GQ as one of the most fashionable men in America if this is his competition.

This really isn't new. It's old news that all you need is to play a hooker. Actually the rules are:

@deltabella: Jumper came out in '08 and was actually a hit worldwide.

@arodriguez.romero: Like I said, I want to feel sorry for her, but this just comes down choosing to be cut open rather than doing the stairmaster and giving up Cheetos. And did she think he wasn't going to notice the bandages!?!

@arodriguez.romero: Cheaper than a personal trainer? Sigh. The price of vanity shouldn't be your life.

I want to feel sorry for Usher's wife, but I just can't. There's no reason she was in friggin' Brazil for plastic surgery unless even LA doctors told her "No." And to find out it was for lipsuction... I hate eating right and working out as much as anyone, but not so much I'll risk death instead.

When are we going to investigate just when they cloned a tiny piece of Cindy Crawford to make her?

Nice thinking on your feet to keep out of a crappy movie without offending a powerful man, Jennifer Hudson.

I was thisclose to quitting my job to model, but now...

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god: We should get her this hat. I think she'd look great in it.

Josh: You're her best friend. I can't believe I'm even thinking this.

I'm personally going to commission a black velvet "Zodiac Sex Positions" painting with me and different women I've slept with. But I'll have the big 70's afro version.

Not that Disney isn't evil or anything, but to play Devil's Advocate, can you offhand name one African fairy tale? But you do know Pocahontas and Aladdin.

Speaking of being "so 1995..."

@SomeAuthorGirl: Absolutely not!

"You want to give me your panties here, in the grocery store?"

At least once a year I contemplate a leather trenchcoat hoping I'll look like Shaft, but I don't because I know I'll just wind up looking like some geek who wants to be Shaft.

New Debra Messing and Kristin Davis pictures for my wallpaper...

@Sleuthy Sleuthstein: Given that Big is an investment banker, I think it's kinda obvious where the story has to go.