@Cafezinha: Seriously. Maybe you should stop taking pictures like this:

@athenaswisdom: "Can you pull your bottoms down in just that right way? Kid, you're gonna be a star!"

Didn't I see this on The L Word?

@MaxAgron: Why is it sad there's an SI for kids? I'm pretty sure they don't have a swimsuit issue.

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): Bear in mind in 1997 Cindy also did this:

But when is Cindy going to stop by?

I bought this issue to help secure the patriarchy and my place in it and later tonight at HQ (it's that really tall building with two shorter, though no less impressive buildings on either side of it) we'll discuss it as we smoke cigars and drink brandy, occasionally slapping the asses of the waitresses who giggle at…

@rosasparks: Jennifer Anniston is obviously no Angelina Jolie, but that doesn't mean she lacks sex appeal. She and Matt Damon both have "The Boy/Girl Next Door" sex appeal. Every time The Object of My Affection comes on I vainly hope it's some weird cut where she and Paul Rudd actually have a very graphic sex scene.…

This shit is bananas!

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): Ugly and hot are two different things. I personally find Vin, Mark Walberg and Matt (howler monkey) Damon fugly. But I do not for one moment deny their sex appeal.

@Penny Plastic (Archetype): I never said Diesel wasn't hot.

@hooooooot: I'm thinking Vin Diesel's ugly brother who makes a living as a bodyguard/hairdresser so she's always protected and her hair is always great.

@Anna: No, they don't. And if she really mattered, she'd get the cover because that would mean sales.

@beastybeatsy: Not really. Not when the standard set by people like Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell is worldwide.

Whether or not you like her, Deyn has managed to stand out in an cycle when models have faded into the background; she's earned celebrity status in a period when models have been replaced by celebrities.

Drew began to regret not having more faith in her film having lost a bet to chauffeur Jennifer Anniston around if it opened at number one.

@exelizabeth: I get that, but it doesn't instantly equate hatred, much less turn a single issue of a magazine into a "bible" for it as NN suggested.

@NefariousNewt: Well, I give you credit for your consistency, but I do think you're overreacting equating misogyny with objectification.

@NefariousNewt: But you can get nudity elsewhere. Anywhere. You can get models nude in Vogue if that's what you want. Clearly, if you're buying this, you don't want it. This is 1/52 of Sports Illustrated's yearly output.

@MizJenkins: Which is a recreation of an Angie Dickinson pose from 1966!