@NefariousNewt: Okay, now you're making me defend the SI Swimsuit Issue and I don't appreciate it. Objectification does not equal hatred, much less a guide book to it. They do this all of freaking once a year. And I guarantee you half the staff is pissed because considering they broke the A-Rod story, that should…

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Because I'm very old, I remember Cheryl Tiegs was the center of scandal when later she donned a white bathing suit for SI that was transparent when wet.

I don't know who Ben Grimes is, but feel I need to.

@Bgirl_Hamster: Kelly's a slut who gives it away. Jessica in Marketing knows better. She makes 'em pay.

@BrutallyHonestZombies: That's it. You want to stop prostitution? Legalize it and tax the shit out of it. You'll fail, but in the meantime we'll get much needed revenue.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: My thoughts exactly. But I'd do whatever she wanted me too as well.

"...she had to put her bejeweled Victoria's Secret Panties in a separate bin."

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Pearl Harbor is what happened. It put the brakes on his career, Kate Beckinsale's and Josh Hartnett's. He and Kate recovered, Josh not so much.

@AthertonMerriweather: Speaking of which, I fully expected to find a rant of disappointment here this morning.

"...when my baby smiles at me I go to Rio...

Let me make one point about The Baster: in sex, lies & videotape James Spader was a guy who videotaped women talking about sex so he could jerk off to them. No I am not kidding. See? It's about the execution!

Third post trashing this movie vs. one whole post supporting Caroline. Sounds like a plan.

@The FemiZombie AbbyNormal: damn that's a good song...

Damnit, Bill Clinton! Will you take care of this situation already!?!

Okay, since Mariah Carey has dressed well for once, let's go to him. You don't button just one button on a double breasted suit! That's why it's looking so sloppy there, like one of those fugly Steve Harvey suits. You're fortunate to be tall enough to wear one, why are you fucking it up!?!

Another sexual fantasy of mine ruined forever...

They're leaving out gay porn where the entire Varsity football team is gay. Real life: barely half.

Hate to break it to you, but it's actually brutally honest given lipstick was originated by prostitutes to resemble the vaginal lips while they gave head.

See, this is all I was asking for. But I'm still peeved you gave Doomsday no love back in August when it needed some.