@LaComtesse: "...while I'm sure you love Rod Lance, the lifeguard in California with the six pack abs, you love the planet more, Janey. We both love the planet more than our own personal happiness. Now let's go compose the break up email while shopping at Trader Vic's. We can even pick up a few bottles of wine if…

Basically, he's that best friend who's secretly in love with you and now trying to use global warming to guilt you into boning him.

I want to read it and find out she was driving at the time.

They're not still in the closet for parties; they're still in the closet because they're too beautiful for me to wear. Yes, I'm still talking about that damn rust-colored suede jacket. I'm just not worthy!

Evil redhead...come take me with your sexy overbite.

@MissKittyFantastico comes bearing doughnuts!: SERIOUSLY!!! SPOILER! HELLO!?!

Since you quoted me, I'm gonna say it again: Eh, I'm going to see it anyway. Just as you say you're voting, well you're also voting for these stars, so if you like 'em, you have to go.

@broad: @betterbearockstar: Well, there actually is a Bolly dance number at the end through the closing credits involving some of the cast members, so it's not without merit. You might want to ask if Boyle trivialized his own film with it, but my answer would still be "No." I dislike this idea that just because your…

@Vivelafat is the Quizat Haderach: "All I'm saying, Tom, is I live my life one quarter mile at a time..."

"All I'm sayin' Mr.Cruise is that people buy it a lot easier when you don't make your wife look like a teenage boy."

Where's his song from Soundgarden!?!

@nex0s: Actually it's 24 (42nd to 66th), but if you're going to go up that far, you might as well just take it into Central Park itself. Or just go west into Jacob Javitz.

I just bought some boxer briefs from Uniqlo this weekend. My favorite are a pair with blue and white horizontal stripes, so they look like a french sailor's uniform.

Coloring books, maybe.

@KidPresentable: That's what I've always said! A gay man gets a big, pretty celeb to be seen with him in public. Clooney is clearly thinking with his dick.

@BAngieB: I know she's your girl, but a recovering substance abuser who's having trouble getting insured for jobs really cannot afford to be seen at clubs with booze. If it was difficult before, imagine how it's going to be in this economy? Potentially risky actors are going to find their opportunities limited. …

@so5minutesago: Actually DJ Am admitted this himself. The difference between the money he made before he started dating people like Mandy Moore and Nicole Richie is night and day. People pay you more because they know your celebrity girlfriend will show up and perhaps with other celeb friends.

It never ceases to both amaze and sadden me how even the most progressive woman will occasionally defend certain aspects of the patriarchy. This article romanticizing immaturity and the unrealistic expectations of certain men are sad. It's not that he wants romance; he wants it to look like Jessica Alba and laugh at…

@BAngieB: But I catch her looking at me sometimes...

I just notice the shirt is a Lance Armstrong "Live Strong." Aw, even when they're not together he's thinking of him...and the women they've undoubtedly shared.