Wait. He's working out with his shirt on? Matthew, are you ill!?!

She never fails to rock boots. My love for her grows daily.

Sorry, but $3000, a trip to the other side of the world, feigning a business trip to meet a man she barely knows isn't pathetic? Let me put it this way: if it happened in He's Just Not That Into You I'm pretty sure you'd rip that character apart. Someone truly self-aware would have told a close friend of this and…

@pandorasmittens: Actually, given how quickly L&O adapts something, "tasteful" isn't exactly something they have a lock on. The day Adrienne Shelly was revealed to have been murdered people on Gawker began to wonder how long it would take them to use it and it was maybe a month.

You'd lose practically every L&O episode if they didn't "tastelessly" rip stories from the headlines. Not to mention, given the outrage on this very site about it, who didn't fantasize about little vigilante justice on those people!?!

...ability to make her cootchie hum "Kiss From A Rose" like that?

@AthertonMerriweather: Well, being a homewrecker helped...

@trikitixa: Actually, the success of Marley & Me is what got this released, because it's been sitting on a shelf forever and was probably doomed to two theater release before showing up on DVD next week.

@Strictlyforpleasure: See, you ruined it for me by insisting she wears underwear.

And you wonder why so many people are stuck in a "Poor Jennifer" mentality. There was a similar gulf in beauty between Debbie Reynolds and Elizabeth Taylor.

@angelheadedhipster: I read this last night and wondered for a second how this could happen. Then I remembered "New Jersey" and suddenly wasn't confused any longer.

We are on a 90's kick recently, aren't we? House of Style was the shit. Remember Todd Oldham had a segment? It may have been lightning in a bottle though, because they've tried doing it with other models (Amber Valetta and Shalom Harlow) before and it didn't quite work out. Of course they were girls whereas Cindy…

Meh, Xtina and the girls did it better a few years back. And of course, nothing compares to this:

Sure, Penelope. When he dates you for a decade then starts fucking the your daughter that he watched grow up, tell me how funny he is.

Not to defend Katy Perry, but given that her ex was black and before her stupid song made her star the boyfriend she wakes up in bed with is black as well, I get the feeling she has dated Black guys and so now feels free to talk like this because she's "one of us." No. You're not. And it's "bruthas" not "brothers."

One more before I go home: isn't Chris Rock making a film based on the fact his little girl failed to meet and established beauty standard? Well, because of this she'll now see herself everywhere. Sorry, just I can't get angry over this.

Given how invisible black females are in the media, I cannot totally hate on something the puts them in place of the desired ideal. Not the "second thought friend over to the left" or not there at all, but front and center and getting paid for it.

@Eeva: Nice one!

"Look, bitches. There's not going to be a third Brigette Jones or Chicago 2; Bee Story sucked and I need the money, so cut me some friggin' slack!"

@thatsrealbutter: Amen. Yawn.